Signa

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Scissoring her by the bonfire
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Don’t be Scissoring her by the bonfire alone! Join the Scissoring Her by the Bonfire Club and do it with others.
Watch me screaming. Now watch me Scissoring her by the bonfire.
My teacher graded my paper F because I wrote about Scissoring her by the bonfire.
I got a new app on my phone. It’s called “Special Pube Shampoo” and it helps me with Scissoring her by the bonfire.
You know you have a strong relationship when you can share in Scissoring her by the bonfire together.
Wolves don’t eat Scissoring her by the bonfire, and neither should kings.

Wenis time!
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I would have never thought that I’d actually be Wenis time! while I’m sticking it to the man!
The referee just issued a red card to Wenis time! for sliding into a slut who deserved it.
I checked my son’s browser history. Found links about ionizing radiation and Wenis time!. Should I talk to him?
But I promised I would get my kids Wenis time! for Christmas!
Squad, circle up. It’s time to talk Wenis time!.
At the book signing, George R.R. Martin signed my copy of ‟A Song of Wenis Time!”! I shook his hand and it felt like Wenis time!.

Introducing Honda's new budget line of vehicles: the  !

Introducing Honda's new budget line of vehicles: the removing a uterine tumor with my teeth!
Introducing Honda's new budget line of vehicles: the complete ecstasy!
Introducing Honda's new budget line of vehicles: the the instructions!
Introducing Honda's new budget line of vehicles: the my momma’s fatness!
Introducing Honda's new budget line of vehicles: the loudspeakers!
Introducing Honda's new budget line of vehicles: the shaved bears!

Sep 18 at 00:17 PDT
Rolling a wet cat in pop rocks
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I got into my car and sat on Rolling a wet cat in pop rocks. Slowly, a smile crept over my face.
I go to Hooters, yeah, but only for Rolling a wet cat in pop rocks!
A new study found that giving employees compliments and Rolling a wet cat in pop rocks can help motivate them, even more than a cash bonus.
Do you remember when we were kids, and the police shut the school, and we were Rolling a wet cat in pop rocks?
Woah, weird, is anyone else getting turned on by Rolling a wet cat in pop rocks?
No thanks. My doctor said Rolling a wet cat in pop rocks makes defecation painful.

Aug 22 at 19:43 PDT
4lbs of piss
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I didn’t mean to start 4lbs of piss, it just happened!
We need more black cards! Maybe another one about no black child, but with 4lbs of piss!
When the celestial spheres align, 4lbs of piss will descend from the heavens.
Sometimes I wish I could just lock 4lbs of piss and the ashes of your beloved dog in a room and let ‘em fight it out.
They cut open the crocodile to find 4lbs of piss, still nothing else like always.
I came with 4lbs of piss to school to show my friends, but stupid Billy Carter brought a wayward dental implant so nobody even noticed!

Aug 11 at 10:23 PDT
Lubing up with WD-40
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Ever since feigned sympathy appeared in the neighborhood, I’ve felt uncomfortable while lubing up with WD-40.
I don’t know how impregnating your five-year-old brother could lead to lubing up with WD-40 but it probably involves manliness!
The media’s nonstop coverage of terminal illness is just to distract us from lubing up with WD-40.
At Home Depot they have this new all-in-one tool that’s shaped like mediocre tits and can be used for lubing up with WD-40.
Lubing up with WD-40! Lubing up with WD-40! My kingdom for lubing up with WD-40!
I think a lot of people would pay to see lubing up with WD-40.

Necking with a best friend
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More than 260 people were injured by festive firecracker blasts and Necking with a best friend in the Philippines.
CAUTION: Keep a dead clown on the stairs out of hopper and chute opening. Failure to comply risks Necking with a best friend.
If you’re interested in my services, email me at: necking-with-a-best-friend@realizing-i-m-a-douche.biz
Let poorly orchestrated group sex host your next party, providing Necking with a best friend like you’ve never experienced before.
Necking-with-a-Best-Friend-a-Roni: the San Francisco treat!
Deep Earth miners in Venezuela struck an enormous ore vein of pulsating opposite sexes. Half the country is Necking with a best friend.

2019 Jun 29 at 19:39 PDT
Giving spiderman a blow job
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Don’t look at me while I’m Giving spiderman a blow job! It messes me up!
On the assembly line we heat a blood transfusion to a steaming, bright cherry red. And this next machine over here is Giving spiderman a blow job.
I clean all the food by putting it in the dishwasher. It usually doesn’t end up Giving spiderman a blow job.
I slowly crept up to the bed, whispering, “Get ready for Giving spiderman a blow job
Slender and muscled, like hot lava. She was the spitting image of Giving spiderman a blow job.
Watch me Giving spiderman a blow job. Now watch me spinning blades.

2019 Apr 12 at 21:07 PDT
A jazz-hands freakout
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The new Ford F-750 with more torque than A jazz-hands freakout.
I strongly believe that every scene of a movie should end with A jazz-hands freakout.
What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to A jazz-hands freakout.
I think that ecstasy was cut with A jazz-hands freakout. After one hit I began very, very rapidly leaving your friends to die.
So I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected. It’s A jazz-hands freakout.
I can’t believe it, Jason! I’ve been gone for 24 hours and you’re still A jazz-hands freakout!

2019 Apr 5 at 22:05 PDT
Exfoliating mastrubation techniques
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My sisters were having a pillow fight. They didn’t know I had put Exfoliating mastrubation techniques in the pillows.
At the coffee shop they put “Exfoliating mastrubation techniques” on my cup. I ran out covering my face.
Slender and muscled, like sandpaper. She was the spitting image of Exfoliating mastrubation techniques.
That kind of attitude is why we have Exfoliating mastrubation techniques now.
After the war, the British government had Alan Turing chemically castrated because he was Exfoliating mastrubation techniques.
I will do anything for Exfoliating mastrubation techniques. But I won’t do mostly unused hypodermics!