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melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12861
666 ₧
OMG you guys,
this thinking think is so hard!
I'm not smrat enough!
 
 
2008 Feb 26 at 18:46 PST
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
Hey, read the first post,
much will be explained there.
To those who protest:

I use a Shakespearian
pronunciation: explain'd.
 
 
2008 Feb 26 at 18:52 PST
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12861
666 ₧
ah, tis my mistake
dear sir, that made me forget
how haiku doth work

please do forgive my error
for if you do not: damnit
 
 
2008 Feb 26 at 19:14 PST
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
 
 
2008 Feb 26 at 19:17 PST
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12861
666 ₧
ah, my name does have
confusing syllables, so
do not fret, my friend

Alas, you forgot a word,
I've fixed your mistake for you.
 
 
2008 Feb 26 at 19:34 PST
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
Fret I shall: for I
am handing in some maths in
seven hours, ho hum.

I'm not yet finished- not done.
This will yet rhyme- dun dun dun.
 
 
2008 Feb 26 at 19:39 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4785
1,227 ₧
Havokk did not lack,
in fact he had gone over,
the limit of words.

The catastrophe occured,
In his fifth and final line.
 
 
2008 Feb 26 at 22:22 PST
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 714
175 ₧
Mellow Yellow, man,
you gotta get these things right.
It's been fixed for you.
 
 
2008 Mar 2 at 18:27 PST
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
 
 
2008 Mar 3 at 02:29 PST
eDan Co.
Mighty Typist

Real Live Hands-On Rabbi Medal
Consolation Medal
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
252 ₧
I dislike Haikus.
Haikus are weird and pointless.
Five more syllables.
May contain traces of invisible text.
 
 
2008 Mar 3 at 06:26 PST
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
Find the Hole Participation Medal
Find the Hole II Participation Medal
Tasty Br�twurst Medal
2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
Not only Haikus
But also the whole forum
is all random-ish.
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
2008 Mar 3 at 06:51 PST
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
Willow trees flow here,
as the forum flames rise up,
Yet peace is still not.

Easy does it guys, I say,
Although I quite love disdain
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2008 Mar 3 at 08:01 PST
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
I think that people
are merely trying to think
of things to say, man.

I keep on thinking in four
syllables! This is not good.
 
 
2008 Mar 3 at 09:44 PST
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
EdAn said:
I dislike Haikus.
Haikus are weird and pointless.
Five more syllables.


Five syllables here,
Seven syllables are here,
Five more are right here.

OMG you guys,
this thinking think is so hard!
I'm not smrat enough!


If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2008 Mar 3 at 10:07 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4785
1,227 ₧
If you say seven,
syllables in a line, Corn,
and write just five twice.

Your punishments will come swift,
as a Spring wind rushing by.
 
 
2008 Mar 3 at 11:29 PST
eDan Co.
Mighty Typist

Real Live Hands-On Rabbi Medal
Consolation Medal
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
252 ₧
I am sorry, Corn
but I do not understand
what have I done wrong?
May contain traces of invisible text.
 
 
2008 Mar 3 at 12:38 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6441
Hup hup hup hup, HO!
Come on, people, more haikus!
Hup hup hup hup, HO!
 
 
2008 Mar 3 at 18:13 PST
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
Oh my, the great and
powerful superjer!He
has returned my chicks!
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2008 Mar 3 at 18:26 PST
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
 
 
2008 Mar 3 at 21:15 PST
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
EdAn said:
I am sorry, Corn
but I do not understand
what have I done wrong?


Nothing wrong, you did.
I was, as the brits might say,
"Taking the piss", lawl.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2008 Mar 4 at 07:46 PST
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
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Tasty Br�twurst Medal
2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
Let's talk politics
Do you like hot drug dealer
B'rack Hussein Obama?
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
2008 Mar 4 at 08:48 PST
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
He seems to have won.
I do not care so long as
no George Bush no moar!

I kid you, he seems to have
some good policies my man.
 
 
2008 Mar 4 at 09:48 PST
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
Most of planet think,
"America is teh suck",
Misunderstanding.

We know the real true reason,
And here it is: Mr. Bush.

If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2008 Mar 4 at 10:19 PST
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
There are more culprits:
Cheney is an asshole, too.
There are yet others,

But I will not list them here.
I have forgotten their names.
 
 
2008 Mar 4 at 10:21 PST
eDan Co.
Mighty Typist

Real Live Hands-On Rabbi Medal
Consolation Medal
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
252 ₧
cornjer, your fourth line
has only six syllables.
so, umm, well, uh, yeah!
May contain traces of invisible text.
 
 
2008 Mar 4 at 14:48 PST
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