Haiku

Haiku

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Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 639
175 ₧
Oh most crucial truck,
most wraught with convolution,
in it's effulgence.

In this thy third expression,
we rejoice at your return.

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Hear this: in this truck
must all members only write
in true haiku form.

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If you do not know,
a haiku is a poem
with a rigid form.

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With either 3 lines,
with 5, 7, 5 syllables,
or instead 5 lines

with with the same 5, 7, 5,
and then 2 lines of 7.

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NO POSTS that don't fit,
that have the wrong rithym form,
will be allowed here.

The post will be edited
to say the following words:

OMG you guys,
this thinking think is so hard!
I'm not smrat enough!
 
 
2008 Feb 24 at 00:54 PST — Ed. 2008 Feb 24 at 00:55 PST
Jet Monkey Duo
Reff Admin

2005 Mar 26 • 159
114 ₧
Laff! As if! I swear,
the prospects don't look so good.
This truck won't go far.

Then again, it never did.
At least the game's not sonnets.
Brayor
 
 
2008 Feb 24 at 00:59 PST
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
Find the Hole Participation Medal
Find the Hole II Participation Medal
Tasty Br�twurst Medal
2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
This truck'll be ye
Old-e hot ants partayness
Though supes dissapeared.
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
2008 Feb 24 at 03:22 PST — Ed. 2008 Feb 24 at 03:23 PST
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
If this were sonnets
We'd have more apostrophes.
That would not be fun.

Points for the best Haiku no?
That would be mercenary.
 
 
2008 Feb 24 at 04:12 PST
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12860
666 ₧
although superjer
may be good at mapping stuff
his forums suck lots
 
 
2008 Feb 24 at 13:23 PST
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
Haiku's are easy.
Sometimes they don't make much sense.
Refrigerator.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2008 Feb 24 at 14:24 PST — Ed. 2008 Feb 25 at 06:21 PST
dingdong

2008 Feb 23 • 52
i need a response
how to make elevators
in teh hammre plz
HAMMER TIME
 
 
2008 Feb 24 at 16:00 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4628
1,227 ₧
CornJer said:
Haiku's are easy.
Sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.


Cornell's middle line,
was only six syllables.
Fucked up the first try.

 
 
2008 Feb 24 at 20:04 PST
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
It was a mistake,
Honest, I say, was my claim,
Punishments...still came
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2008 Feb 24 at 20:27 PST
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
Find the Hole Participation Medal
Find the Hole II Participation Medal
Tasty Br�twurst Medal
2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
Correct me if I'm
wrong, but isn't his mid-dle
line now eight syll-things?
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
2008 Feb 24 at 23:30 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4628
1,227 ₧
Molkman's deduction:
An observation of truth.
Cornell is a tard.

Here's my hint to you:
Change 'any' with the word 'much'
we will hate you less.
 
 
2008 Feb 25 at 00:24 PST — Ed. 2008 Feb 25 at 00:26 PST
eDan Co.
Mighty Typist

Real Live Hands-On Rabbi Medal
Consolation Medal
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
252 ₧
This is realy dumb.
well then why am writing
this stupid haiku?

(was that it? did I get it?)
May contain traces of invisible text.
 
 
2008 Feb 25 at 04:43 PST — Ed. 2008 Feb 25 at 04:44 PST
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
Ha! Silly aaron,
What you don't realize is,
I feed off just that.

Hatred, dislike, all the same.
You all are pawns in my scheme.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2008 Feb 25 at 06:24 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4628
1,227 ₧
I was misleading.
It's not about hate so much,
as disappointment.
 
 
2008 Feb 25 at 06:36 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4628
1,227 ₧
I'll speak truthfully.
We thought you would do great things,
and you let us down.

All that's left is bitterness,
The taste of ash in our mouths.
 
 
2008 Feb 25 at 06:41 PST
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
That too, is quite fine.
An opinion is quite farce,
from a worthless human.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2008 Feb 25 at 07:50 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4628
1,227 ₧
Did you say human?
There's a chance you're not correct.
Interesting fact:

I eat children in my dreams.
My inhuman subconcious.
 
 
2008 Feb 25 at 09:23 PST
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
aaronjer is no
human, he is our great lord!
and you will RESPECT!

(aaronjer is 3 sillys.Incase your dumb brain is too small to realize that)


Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2008 Feb 25 at 19:17 PST
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 639
175 ₧
This is impressive.
Honestly I am surprised.
You guys dont' all suck

I just had to fix a bit
of your grammar (it's in red)
 
 
2008 Feb 25 at 20:49 PST
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
Your admin powers
are equal to that of the
powers of the great

and powerful aaronjer!
Only supes power is greater!
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2008 Feb 26 at 13:32 PST — Ed. 2008 Feb 26 at 15:27 PST
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12860
666 ₧
OMG you guys,
this thinking think is so hard!
I'm not smrat enough!
 
 
2008 Feb 26 at 14:06 PST
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
mellowyellow can't
do the ways of the Haiku!
Need three lines dumb dumb!
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2008 Feb 26 at 15:26 PST
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
 
 
2008 Feb 26 at 15:36 PST
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12860
666 ₧
Do you not get it?
I was pointing out your lack
of syllables, tard.
 
 
2008 Feb 26 at 16:01 PST
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
My syllables are
perfect!Don't start with me! I
Know people, and we

like Chicken!But we are not
going to waist it on you!
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2008 Feb 26 at 16:32 PST — Ed. 2008 Feb 26 at 16:34 PST
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