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melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12860
666 ₧
nope. whizzed by and took out my medulla oblongata.

Preece
hugely obese, and likely to completely flatten anything in it's path

Person: Whoa! that Preece is coming towards us - RUN!!!!!


 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 11:13 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4628
1,227 ₧
Posting without a fully functional cerebral system?! Frankly, I'm shocked! Your bravery has no upper bound, Mellow.

Here's a short 'un:

"(it wasn't all gross or awkward, she was too young to have boobs)"

Direct all questions concerning context to superjer. I'm sure he knows even a single thing about it.

BTW, I keep thinking your colored text is links. It's really just Nintendo-style subject highlighting. It's pissing me off.
 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 11:22 PST — Ed. 2008 Jan 24 at 11:24 PST
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12860
666 ₧
뒤죽박죽 퍼즐 4 - 기지에서 발견 신문에 jumbles 경우가 종종있다. 일단
이러한 기지 jumbles가 해결 동그라미 문자를 사용하여 각각의 선수
단어를 뒤죽박죽 새 세트를 구하는 기지의 문자. 이 세트의 문자는
그런 다음 구문이나 문장을 완성합니다. 일반적으로 연관된 정답
어떤 종류의 시각적 또는 구두 익살, 그림과 관련하여
캡션 출판과 퍼즐합니다


have fun with that in google translator.
unless you speak korean.
 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 11:26 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4628
1,227 ₧
This one will really get your blood pumping. Even if you do have Mountain Dew or something as a base for your circulatory system.

"Well, clearly you don't know the intricacies of my master plan. I intend to secret all the "Fly Honies" away on my Magic Space Blimp and bring them to my Space Party where we have Space Beer and Space Hottubs."

Don't tell me I say that I don't warn in advance next time. Also, I don't believe in Koreans.
 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 11:31 PST
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12860
666 ₧
Ah, no koreans eh? kinda like how sex is an urban legend and phones are myths.
im bringing in the big guns here.

"i like grapes. and arronjer is just probly drunk. we should just give him some time to sober up. if he is not drunk, then he is just ans asshole, but we have already coverd that."

DO YOU DENY THIS HAPPENED?
 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 11:36 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6299
SuperJer signing in...

The simple atmosphere that fills all space is but the ether found, to plant thy breath unto thy substance, to let thee speak again.

Not bad for a first attempt?
 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 11:48 PST — Ed. 2008 Jan 24 at 11:48 PST
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12860
666 ₧
whoa. thats deep.
and thats what she said.

try making a beat and dancing to this.
I think so, the reunion show is on the 29th! I personally cant wait. I would like to know who her daughters father is who is suppose to have money oevr money like she said!


 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 11:50 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4628
1,227 ₧
Connecting to //retortServer.

Connection accepted.

PRINT "Fuck you."

Connection lost.

"They asked me to do some reverse gardening while she hunted down her dad. This entailed throwing dead foliage on the ground and poorly constructing and leaving about bows."

I hope you liked it! <3

 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 11:50 PST
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12860
666 ₧
i do like it.
superjer, was that "New Thoughts?"
dont ask me how i know.

"Taking third was Will Rakowitz and Frank Morrin. They also had a 5 fish limit and weighed 22.33 lbs. The pair won $650 and said that they caught their fish C-rigging and also on swimbaits. Frank also caught a beautiful 8.23 lb. Rainbow Trout on a swimbait during the event. They also wanted to thank their sponsor, Angler
 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 11:54 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4628
1,227 ₧
This one is even more out-of-context than usual. Like seriously. What is even going on.

"It was about 5 feet tall, and we sent it into the bank to kill everyone."

I don't understand the irony of fishing and catching fish. Do not attempt to explain it, as I will only be further confused.

 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 11:58 PST
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12860
666 ₧
THAT one spilled some emotion.
Some of the salty lakes were formed in ancient times when they were connected to seas and when rainfall may have been heavier. These lakes have been shrinking since the last ice age. The ancient Lake Bonneville in the United States was once as big as Lake Michigan, and the Great Salt Lake was once about 14 times as large as it is now.

 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 11:59 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6299
Dirty tricks alert!! Get your heads DOWN!!

3. At some point during (2) the tail-end of the tape worm will become exposed. DON'T MISS YOUR CHANCE -- GRAB THE FUCKER!

4. Tie the tail around your bathroom door knob.


Did anyone else make it?
 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 12:01 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4628
1,227 ₧
That last one by Mellow had too much context. It felt like a learning experience. I hate learning, because it reminds me that I don't already know everything.

"They typically stuck to streets, in which they propelled themselves by shooting weird stuff out their asses and rocketing along at like 40 miles an hour skating on their feet. They ignored me, I ignored them."

Somebody call a doctor.
 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 12:02 PST — Ed. 2008 Jan 24 at 12:03 PST
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12860
666 ₧
i remember that tapeworm from somewhere.
for the next few rounds, I will search a random word in this forum.
this word...is "egg"


"'im thinking that banana should do his research.

as mr jacksmoke said, why the fuck would hp sell compaqs products, if it wasn't generating some sort of return or advertising for them"
 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 12:15 PST — Ed. 2008 Jan 24 at 12:18 PST
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
Havokk the Jester Signs in

What the Hell?
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 13:26 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6299
You guys are breaking it!

First, mello's isn't color coded. AND THEN: Subries's is like, inconsequential!

As the time comes to spin the cocoon in which it will spend the winter, it must decide whether to go up the tree........ or down.

That's better.
 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 13:52 PST — Ed. 2008 Jan 24 at 13:52 PST
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12860
666 ₧
ah...well actually, it was colored BLACK. really.

fine, no black? okay.

next word for me is..."open"

how about he opens his FUCKING eyes? and reads down the page a bit out of his comfort zone

 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 13:56 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6299
You can delete posts now!
 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 14:09 PST
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12860
666 ₧
ha good. now i can delete my monstrosity of a "double" post.
 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 14:13 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6299
I already got it. It was my 'test platform'.
 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 14:14 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4628
1,227 ₧
Does your test platform have beam launchers and rapid-fire laser ducts?
 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 14:38 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6299
No...?

The 'test platform' has launcher beams and fire-duct laser rapids.
 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 14:49 PST
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12860
666 ₧
ok good. for a second, i thought it used fire-launcher rapid-beams and duct-beam lasers...
 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 15:44 PST
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
Find the Hole Participation Medal
Find the Hole II Participation Medal
Tasty Br�twurst Medal
2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
And I was wondering why on top of topics, the pages selection is on the right and at the bottom, it is on the left.
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
2008 Jan 25 at 05:28 PST
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
To make it nicely balanced- it increases the forum's chi ;)

Kidding on. Dragons don't use forums.

Wait, do I mean chi? No, I mean something different, like uh, feng shui.
 
 
2008 Jan 25 at 06:18 PST — Ed. 2008 Jan 25 at 06:21 PST
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