copeyright of Wyndixgrace™
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You: Hi!
Stranger: wtfffffff
Stranger: hey!
You: What's the 'wtf' for?
Stranger: haha idk
You: Interesting. And when did you start having this.. memory loss?
Stranger: i said i dont know...
Stranger: not i dont remember
Stranger: goood try though
You: No, sir,
You: You are mistaken
You: Perhaps you have tourettes.
Stranger: k...
Stranger: and im not a sir
You: If you said you didn't know,
You: then you must've forgotten the reason you said it.
You: Or you have tourettes.
Stranger: k
Stranger: well
You: Well, forgive me, madame.
Stranger: i said it because my parents are fucking idiotsss
Stranger: motherrr fuckers took my bong
You: Smoking doesn't help Tourettes.
Stranger: k well, thanks for the advice
You: Eat your vegetables!
Stranger: ill be sure to take that into consideration...
You: Drink plenty of water!
Stranger: no
You: Look both ways when crossing the street!
Stranger: no
Stranger: hey
Stranger: why dont
Stranger: you go cross the streeet
Stranger: in rush hour
You: I love you too, darling.
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You: Hello there, pal!
Stranger: hi
You: How's life?! :D
Stranger: great
You: Great?! Great. I knew it was
Stranger: who are you?
You: Your mother! >:D
Stranger: hi mom
Stranger: are you straight?
Stranger: gay?
Stranger: lerbian?
Stranger: whore?
You: Yes I'm lerbian.
Stranger: can you speak portuguse?
You: I got a duel citizenship.
You: In..
You: Lerbia..
Stranger: german (inerrogation)
Stranger: hahaha I doubt that
You: Oh dear God I cannot do this. You broke even me. Goodbye sir!
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You: Hello!
Stranger: 4 8 15 16 23 42
You: Hm
You: Did you get those numbers off of a fortune cookie?
Stranger: actually i got them from a tattoo on your mom's ass
You: Excuse me,
You: A fortune cookie fortune.
You: Interesting.
You: Any idea what they mean?
Stranger: 4 is the number of midgets your mom fucked, 8 horses, 15 drunk irish fucks, 16 kenyans, 23 cowboys and 42 of me
You: You've fucked her 42 times?
Stranger: yep
You: Your doctor must be quite mad with you.
You: She has a horrible explosive case of herpes.
Stranger: i eat herpes for breakfast
You: Must taste wonderful with orange juice.
Stranger: actually yes and also some maple syrup
You: I do prefer herpes in the evening, though.
You: Goes nice with wine and a nice flambe.
Stranger: indeedly weeeeeee
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You: Hello!
Stranger: hey babe! whats up?
You: Oh, nothing much. How're you?
Stranger: good good, im keen for some fun. entertain me? :D
You: Ah I see what you want.
Stranger: is that alright?
You: Sure!
Stranger: sweet as, male or female?
You: Female. Is that ok?
Stranger: oh great ;)
Stranger: tell me what to do,
You: Oh nothing, let me do it.
You: I must say I'm a bit inexperienced, though..
Stranger: i need it now, i need new tricks. tell me whatchu got
You: *gets out belts*
Stranger: mine just arent working any more, not satisfing me.
Stranger: belts? for pants? sure, what do i do with them?
Stranger: hello?
You: Not for pants
You: *ties you to bedposts*
Stranger: yum, now what/
You: *steals your wallet*
You: *bitchslaps*
You: BEEOTCH!
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You: Haaaaay~
Stranger: hayyyy
Stranger: are you female ? want webcam show ????? i want to masturbation :=) :D :=)
You: What the fuck is wrong with the noses on those smiley faces?!!!
You: Learn to make proper smileys, then we'll talk.
You: Peace out, playa
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You: Hello!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: :o how are you>
You: Wonderful!! I just drank a gallon of ketchup and I must say, i feel just PEACHY.
You: Yourself?
Stranger: x) I'm doing fine myself, thank you
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Ah, I'm from a small little crater on Pluto..
You: Nice cozy little plan-- excuse me
Stranger: :(
You: Poor Pluto has been thrown out of the circle.
Stranger: I wish I lived on pluto..
You: Hm. Well it's not all great.
You: We're illegal aliens on other planets.
Stranger: ofc.
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You: Hel
Stranger: 88, male, germany here
You: Sexy
Stranger: i know
Stranger: hahahaha
You: 82, female, cancun here
Stranger: damn girl
You: You got wrinkles on your wrinkles, babe?!
Stranger: you what my old ass been looking for
You: Mhmm I thought so.. ;D
Stranger: i have the wrinkliest sack in Deutschland
Stranger: that work for you?
You: HOT
You: Yessir!
You: Oh dear my dentures have been left out
You: So I'm toothless
You: Does that
Stranger: whens the last time that taco had some sauce on it?
You: AROUSE you?!
You: Back in '88!
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Stranger: r u a horny female with cam?
You: Why..
You: Why are there only horny foreign kids?!
You: WHY?!
You: NO BITCH
I'LL FEED YOUR TESTICLES TO MY DOG
You: GTFO
You: GO
GO BITCH
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moo moo moo, moo.
...then I got some ap, and shot a big ass lazar at everyone.
