I'm here to make you bored again!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I am a ninja!
You: I can make you pregnant without you knowing it½!
Stranger: das cool!
Stranger: do it then sire
You: You are.
You: It takes about 2 months before you start noticing it
Stranger: I observe the tampon up my vag.
Stranger: it has not moved
You: So you think! I'm so fast that you didn't notice even that!
You: And I'm so gentle that you didn't feel the change!
You: I'm so badass I can do it over the internet with somebody that I don't know who it is
Stranger: whats your name?
You: If I told you, I would have to kill you
Stranger: I think I know you
You: Aha, who am I?
Stranger: did you do it again?
You: It will now be twins
Stranger: aw damn!
You: Or, 12 kids since ninjas don't make less than 6 kids per time
Stranger: my poor vahjayjay
You: no worries about that
You: They will jumb straight out of your belly when they're done
Stranger: ah, good :D
You: You'll die, but your vagi will be allright
Stranger: well thats all that matters :D
Stranger: mr ninja
Stranger: hows it hanging?
You: Upside down, inside you
You: Slowly crawling upwards
Stranger: just warn me
You: For... THIS?
You: Guess not
Stranger: ...you killed me
You: I made you pregnant, again
You: 18 kids
Stranger: oh damn
You: I agree
You: Want 24?
You: Oh, you didn't loose your virginity because of this
You: I know
You: I can read minds
Stranger: what am i thinking
Stranger: GUESS MY NAME
You: Your name is...
You: Well, I would say it but this website i being watched
You: If I said it, anti ninjas would kill you to remove the 24 ninjas inside you
You: Yes, 24. I don't take a no for an answer
Stranger: oh noes.
You: Ooor... now 30
You: Your going to have troubles walking
Stranger: I'm having troubles now :c
You: Be happy that they will leave at 3 monts and the other 6 months in total pain before the training
You: Or, not
Stranger: I WILL PROTECT THEM
You: THEN THEY WILL KILL YOU FOR STANDING IN THEIR WAY
Stranger: no they wont
Stranger: they will love me
You: But what if they inflict the pain, to themselves?!
Stranger: then thats thier problem
You: ... You love your babies...
Stranger: yep ;]
You: It's a car!
You: A ninja car!
You: It will make you shit transformer babies!
Stranger: my cat's so cool.
Stranger: well, both of them are
Stranger: THEY WILL STOP YOU
You: Your cat is going to have cat/human ninja babies!
You: The other cat ran away when I tried =(
Stranger: he's a guy
You: Well, I'm a super awesome ninja
Stranger: the lady one's the most ninjarest
You: I can make guys pregnant aswell
You: If I couldn't, the anti ninjas would have killed all female humans so there would be no more ninjas
Stranger: make my brother prenant
You: He is
Stranger: I wish
Stranger: I had a penis
You: Then your stupid
You: You have no IDEA how easy it is to accidently put your penis in the toaster
Stranger: I guess I never thought about that
Stranger: with a penis
Stranger: you can piss out of windows
You: That's your meaning of life?
You: "I want to live, so I can piss out if a window!"
You: Well, got to go.
You have disconnected.
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