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 I got Steam to connect through a proxy in the UK (where DNF is released already   ) and lo and behold -- it started decrypting the game.
  
Apparently, the game sucks. But I feel like I'm getting more of my money's worth by getting it before I'm supposed to...
 Still waiting to see if it actually runs.
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 Well, it worked. But the game is boring. And the jokes aren't funny. It's pretty lame.
 
 *loud crying noises*
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 I just played DN3D for a few levels and it's better than DNF in soooo many ways:
 
- The guns feel more powerful. They are LOUD and shit dies when you shoot it.   
- There are secrets everywhere.   
- Aliens react to getting shot. They get stunned and animate differently and they scream. Yay!   
- You can kick and shoot an alien AT THE SAME TIME.   
- It's not boring as fuck. The pacing is fast and intense. You have health!   
- The levels are non-linear. You can explore.   
- You can blow up dead bodies.   
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 You can carry more than 2 weapons!   
Today's post brought to you by the letter: "heck".
  
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 superjer said: I just played DN3D for a few levels and it's better than DNF in soooo many ways:
 
- The guns feel more powerful. They are LOUD and shit dies when you shoot it.   
- There are secrets everywhere.   
- Aliens react to getting shot. They get stunned and animate differently and they scream. Yay!   
- You can kick and shoot an alien AT THE SAME TIME.   
- It's not boring as fuck. The pacing is fast and intense. You have health!   
- The levels are non-linear. You can explore.   
- You can blow up dead bodies.    
Go and beat the 3D Realms times in all levels.
 
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
  
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100% natural, no antibiotics, and  bloodgrass-fed
  
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 Why did you bother buying it if it sucks...
 
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 SRAW said: Why did you bother buying it if it sucks... 
sadly developers dont give bad revews on there own products so no one knew.
 
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 Wow, Duke Nukem 3D kicks my ass even on the easiest difficulty setting.  
Today's post brought to you by the letter: "heck".
  
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 SRAW said: Why did you bother buying it if it sucks... 
Dude. It's fucking Duke Nukem Forever.
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 buq25 said: Wow, Duke Nukem 3D kicks my ass even on the easiest difficulty setting.   
what
 
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 Sorry SuperJer, but I'm going to have to report you for hacking.
 
Who is the admin on this site, so I can PM them?
 
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 Rockbomb said: Sorry SuperJer, but I'm going to have to report you for hacking.
 
 Who is the admin on this site, so I can PM them? 
NJ
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 superjer said: Rockbomb said: Sorry SuperJer, but I'm going to have to report you for hacking.
 
 Who is the admin on this site, so I can PM them? 
NJ  
Ok thank you.
 Unfortunately though, I'm going to have to hack this site and implement a PM system, since there isn't one already. Don't bother reporting me though, I know NJ irl and he will just laugh at you, and I won't get banned.
 
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 Says the guy without an avatar (no avatar = no identity)
 
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 WHO STOLE MY AVATAR?!?!?!
 OMG I NEED TO FILE FOR IDENTITY THEFT!   
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 Rockbomb said: WHO STOLE MY AVATAR?!?!?!
 OMG I NEED TO FILE FOR IDENTITY THEFT!    
*whistle*
 
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 i played duke nukem forever demo , duke nukem 3d is still my favorite all time , i had it since PC , then on ps1 , then on xbox 360 arcade
 
duke rocks thats all
 and damn u have alot of steam games
 
melloyellow582 said: I post sometimes, to make a point.  
 
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 fedex _ said: and damn u have alot of steam games 
Every time there's a Steam sale I buy all the games that are around less than $2.
 This seems to happen a lot on Steam.
 I've only played 3% of the games I own...   
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