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    Long Live Vladimir Ilyich Lenin!
    In case you haven't noticed, Lenin is our hero! He was not only the best leader ever, but nobody is more fun than Lenin. Come on, just name one person more fun than him... Paul Reubens? No. Rowan Atkinson? Maybe. If it weren't for Lenin, can you believe the Soviet Postal Service wouldn't even exist? We are truly thankful to Lenin. Forever.


    Stalin, on the other hand, is just a big old creep. You always hear people whining about that "shiftless ne'er-do-well" Hitler, but Stalin was much worse than that "Mr. lazy pants". Besides, Lenin didn't approve of Stalin, so neither do we. And what is he wearing? Is he the milkman -- the creepy milkman? There's something wrong with this guy, watch out for him.

    Trotsky obviously deserved to be banished to Mexico and subsequently assassinated. He was such a dweeb. Do you think it hurts to be that much of a dweeb? He never even used the damn postal service -- he always went with UPS. Jerk.



    Counter-Strike
    Team Prefix: Sov.Ps |
    Founded: 6 August, 2003
    Location: Pacific NW, N. America
    Members: 6
    Our oldest members in terms of CS history, Home County and Comrade Gnyevko, played in the old days of BETA 1.1. It was released only one week after the CS phenomenon had its beginning. Back then the para was the best gun. Everyone back then saved up every dollar they had just to afford a one of those things. Then they'd charge off from the spawn and kill 50+% of the opposition team. HOO HA!

    Home County's and Comrade Gnyevko's interest in CS began to wane as newer versions were released. They had all but stopped playing by the time they met Lovok. After showing Lovok the game, he was hooked, and went off to play for a whole year before he mentioned it to his friend Tharkun. Then Tharkun was hooked, and he was the only one playing seriously for two years until July 2003. At this point, we all realized that CS is the only good game available, so we began to work toward forming a clan. We dragged Helix in just to have a fifth member.



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