6th Annual Pole Socking / Storm Chasing Olympium.

6th Annual Pole Socking / Storm Chasing Olympium.

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SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6441
I don't know but I just bought a new plasmascreen TV to watch it going on!
 
 
2006 Jun 2 at 20:24 PDT
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
"Ilor" said:
what the fuck's goin on?


I would not have a clue, but If you bash your head into the moniter seveal times, you might, just MIGHT get it.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2006 Jun 3 at 06:16 PDT
Ilor
The little ninja that did.
2005 Mar 27 • 398
20 ₧
Does it work the same if I bash your head against my monitor. That would at least make me a little happier with my life.
WHHHHHHHHHYYYYY!!!!!!!
 
 
2006 Jun 9 at 01:32 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6441
Most new monitors come with a free Cornell's Head <sup>TM</sup> to smash into it in a situation like this.

Or at least a voucher for a Cornell's Head <sup>TM</sup> to smash into it.
 
 
2006 Jun 9 at 12:10 PDT
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
How would they know what to make my head look like?
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2006 Jun 10 at 05:41 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6441
Alls they gotta do is make it big puffy and lopsided and it'll do fine.
 
 
2006 Jun 10 at 15:42 PDT
Ilor
The little ninja that did.
2005 Mar 27 • 398
20 ₧
I think Aaronjer forgot to give me the voucher and/or the head when he gave me the monitor.
WHHHHHHHHHYYYYY!!!!!!!
 
 
2006 Jun 11 at 19:58 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4789
1,227 ₧
It was fucking used you cockwhistle. I oughta detrain your pet rat! Then where will you be?! In the fucking laughing stocks at the Rat Circus! THAT'S WHERE!

Asstard.
 
 
2006 Jun 16 at 05:45 PDT
Ilor
The little ninja that did.
2005 Mar 27 • 398
20 ₧
YOU WOULDN'T DARE?! I'LL FUCKING STAB YOU BITCH! and I'll freeze your eyes while they're still in the sockets... you don't think I will, go ahead and test me see what happens yeah yeah that's what I thought fucking coward...
WHHHHHHHHHYYYYY!!!!!!!
 
 
2006 Jun 20 at 20:41 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Pipe down, asstubes, we're missing the action...
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2006 Jun 23 at 00:31 PDT
UberJer
Was: Xion

2005 Mar 24 • 187
172 ₧
THE ACTION THAT I MISSED! GOD damnit I wanted to be on the Red team

Man... I'll just have to wait till the next tournament then...
 
 
2006 Jun 23 at 05:54 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4789
1,227 ₧
Actually Red Team's Body Siphon has been spotted roaming the streets on it's mighty treads in Eastern Oregon. You could get yourself drafted by "accident" if you get too close to it. You'd only be a grunt but at least you'd have the chance to sock a professional size pole for once.
 
 
2006 Jun 25 at 02:55 PDT
Ilor
The little ninja that did.
2005 Mar 27 • 398
20 ₧
don't listen to Aaronjer by accident he means trap so you should just join the blue team and be happy that I just saved your life.
WHHHHHHHHHYYYYY!!!!!!!
 
 
2006 Jun 26 at 17:34 PDT
Elenkos
News Reporter

2006 Apr 21 • 17
21 ₧
-where able to save the life of their pet cat.

In other news, the 6th Annual Pole Socking / Storm Chasing Olympium continues to plow through all expectations.

Not one to let a dead horse remain unbeaten, his High-Exigency SuperJer arbitrated a pre-midgame PR show, designed specifically to target newly arrived immigrants at SuperJer.com.

http://www.break.com/index/video_made_the_internet_star.html

Here we see Aaronjer, Garyjer, Mikejer, and Ilor all performing an interpretive dance of the War of 1812.
 
 
2006 Aug 7 at 20:44 PDT
NakaJer
My vagina can talk! It says, "Help!"

2006 Jul 5 • 168
18 ₧
i bet aaronjer is the one in the pink shirt and sweater vest
@( o_o )@
 
 
2006 Aug 8 at 22:07 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4789
1,227 ₧
I've got way more hair than that! I have worn similar outfits to that though. That was back in my dyed hair and eyeshadow phase... it's all suits and ties now. Well, it WOULD be all suits and ties if I wasn't too lazy to wear clothes.
 
 
2006 Aug 10 at 03:20 PDT
UberJer
Was: Xion

2005 Mar 24 • 187
172 ₧
I would totally tap Elenkos. Meet me at my trailer.

I'm talkin to Elen, not you. Whoever thought I was talking to them.

Anyway; trailer, you, me, now, letsgo.
 
 
2006 Aug 11 at 20:31 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4789
1,227 ₧
That would be ENTIRELY against Pole-Socking league regulations. All news reporters for official matches have to be virgins and complete the ancient Native-American blood rites that have been passed down through centuries of Pole-Socking. Otherwise I would have TOTALLY tapped all over that 2 years ago when she started reporting... I would have tapped so completely and with such finality that she'd never be tapped again. (this has no connection to any posts I may have made about suffocating women to death immediately after sex)

Lucky for me administrators, moderators, referees and regulators in the Pole-Socking league have no such vows of celebacy. In fact, the regulators have a standard 'stamina' test that ensures there are no virgins in their ranks. Because everyone knows that virgins are total fags. We can't have any homos with miniguns, can we?

...can we?
 
 
2006 Aug 12 at 04:40 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 714
175 ₧
Due to recent paperwork I've been forced to fill out, there will be mandatory "Claymore Safety" seminars for all pole socking/storm chasing participants.

Everyone please report to your local Community College.

And remember, this is NOT how you use a claymore:



R.I.P. PFC Carl "Curious" Jones.
 
 
2006 Aug 18 at 05:32 PDT
Jet Monkey Duo
Reff Admin

2005 Mar 26 • 159
114 ₧
Good news everyone. In order to pay for the mounting insurance costs various national governments require to keep our beloved pole socking tournament running, we have decided to start printing our own money.



Brayor
 
 
2006 Aug 18 at 05:39 PDT
Cammi Falls
Fuck you, Ribbon!

2006 Apr 23 • 29
21 ₧
Zarathustra is making me wear this thing.



I don
Quando omni flunkus moritati.
 
 
2006 Aug 18 at 15:42 PDT
Zarathustra
Monotheist

2005 Apr 30 • 315
167 ₧
Like the good JMD said, it
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
 
 
2006 Aug 18 at 15:54 PDT
NakaJer
My vagina can talk! It says, "Help!"

2006 Jul 5 • 168
18 ₧
thats it? pshh id make you wear a hamburger costume witha bite out of it, exposing ur butt, but i geuss theyre both the same
@( o_o )@
 
 
2006 Aug 21 at 21:25 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
In a cunning move that borrows from Soviet ingenuity of decades ago, Blue Team has sent out their own cadre of anti-tank dogs to fend off Red Team advances!



It should work out better this time, seeing as how they were trained on captured Red Team tanks instead of the Blue Team's own model...
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2006 Aug 22 at 14:34 PDT
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
I remember reading about the soviet suicide dogs in a british history book.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2006 Aug 22 at 18:05 PDT
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