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Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions.

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Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 619
175 ₧
Since I deserve it, I am going to reward myself with _.
 
 
2015 Feb 4 at 16:10 PST
Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics

2006 Apr 26 • 332
11 ₧
Conversations at work have generated these following gems:

Tinny uranium rods

Playing in the paint

A truck full of ladders

A creepy J-pop idol

Taking the scissor-lift for a joyride

Rolling a golfcart

Recounting your holes
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
 
 
2015 Feb 4 at 19:50 PST — Ed. 2015 Feb 4 at 19:53 PST
Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics

2006 Apr 26 • 332
11 ₧
Stylish racism

A stylish racist
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
 
 
2015 Feb 5 at 20:26 PST
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Crytax said:
Stylish racism

A stylish racist

I think that the "Tasteful blackface" card renders those redundant, Cryson
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2015 Feb 6 at 00:49 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4604
1,227 ₧
Giant blue spiders and flies that have nothing to do
 
 
2015 Feb 6 at 14:59 PST — Ed. 2015 Feb 6 at 15:00 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4604
1,227 ₧
Crytax said:
A truck full of ladders


I like this one, the rest are meh.
 
 
2015 Feb 6 at 15:01 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6236
The three techniques of Sumo Wrestling: _, _ and _.

Female breast tissue.

Porn of people from around the office.

Blacking out and making a sex sound.

Gently setting the dog down in the flames.

Christopher Lloyd holding a dog.

 
 
2015 Feb 6 at 22:53 PST — Ed. 2015 Feb 6 at 23:32 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6236
Let _ host your next party, providing _ like you've never seen before.

Enjoy _ with a brand new twist: _.

Banquet style dining: the buttermilk, the classic, _.
 
 
2015 Feb 8 at 13:31 PST — Ed. 2015 Feb 8 at 13:32 PST
Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2453
159 ₧
The best cure for ___ is a large ___.

Am I doing it right?
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
 
 
2015 Feb 12 at 09:02 PST — Ed. 2015 Feb 12 at 09:03 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6236
Mate de Vita said:
The best cure for ___ is a large ___.

Am I doing it right?


Not quite. Most of the white cards are in the form article-noun like "A thing" and it doesn't make sense to say "a large a thing."

Sometimes the white cards are plural, like "snakes" but it still doesn't work to say "a large snakes."

The white cards are either nouns, with optional articles and adjectives, or they are present continuous verbs, like "jumping up and down" or "finding out my first husband was still alive."

Every once in a while we'll accept one that doesn't fit in these categories b/c it just happens to work in a lot of black cards. But that is rare.
 
 
2015 Feb 12 at 11:41 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4604
1,227 ₧
Filthy Clown Rump
 
 
2015 Feb 12 at 21:40 PST
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
Straight from Atojer's dreamland:

Don't stand downwind of me! I have ______.
 
 
2015 Feb 13 at 17:33 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6236
An asshole pie in a mason jar.

An alabaster retard.

Fresh beer brewed here.

If you want _ done right, you have to do _ yourself.
 
 
2015 Feb 13 at 21:13 PST
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
A romantic coughing session
 
 
2015 Feb 14 at 15:00 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4604
1,227 ₧
smiling ladies in caves

a bat crawling up your peehole
 
 
2015 Feb 17 at 01:54 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6236
How about a tiny bat crawling up your peehole just to really hammer it home?

Also. Black card.
 
 
2015 Feb 17 at 14:47 PST
CameronLancaster

2014 Feb 19 • 12
a slippery Chris Farley baby
the stretchiest boyhole

Tim adds: getting pumped full of rope
 
 
2015 Feb 18 at 01:49 PST
Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics

2006 Apr 26 • 332
11 ₧
A glove compartment full of Maxi Pads

Illegally modifying a red wagon

Logged out forever
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
 
 
2015 Feb 18 at 21:14 PST — Ed. 2015 Feb 19 at 19:07 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6236
A gasoline enema.
 
 
2015 Feb 20 at 13:36 PST
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
An unsheathed penis monster
 
 
2015 Feb 21 at 22:18 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6236
An inch into the knee.
A wiggly meat tube.
A fluid-filled body cavity.
A sticky, quick-hardening slime.

The transferred sperm cells are kept in _, where they can remain viable for longer periods.
 
 
2015 Feb 27 at 21:14 PST — Ed. 2015 Feb 28 at 21:53 PST
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
A sucking chest wound
 
 
2015 Mar 1 at 15:02 PST
fedex _

2009 Mar 23 • 906
13 ₧
SuperJer said:
A gasoline enema.



Wat
melloyellow582 said:
I post sometimes, to make a point.
 
 
2015 Mar 2 at 12:10 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6236
Gasoline is pretty good for cleaning, right?
 
 
2015 Mar 2 at 14:40 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6236
Gut-wrenching testimony.

The chocolate object.
 
 
2015 Mar 5 at 23:50 PST — Ed. 2015 Mar 6 at 21:41 PST
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