Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions.

Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions.

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Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics

2006 Apr 26 • 207
11 ₧
WHITE CARDS:

The most intimate details for your life.

Rhythmic pounding

Inviting the cops!

The year of the cat.

Befuddlin' mah dumb cracker mind!

35-year-old high school students

FUTURISTIC SPACE SHIP!

A van down by the river.

One night in Bangkok.

A planet where apes evolved from men.

A GODDAMN SEXASAURUS REX!

The rusted chassis of a '68 Impala!

Slash and burn shaving.

A finely sculpted buttocks.

Chocolate chip juice.

Hula hoops and dungarees.

Wall-mounted keyboards.

A madhouse! A madhouse!

MY SKULL!

My judo bikini

Huge Angular Red Marshmallows.

Skeet Kendo

Solid balsawood, baby!

A battalion of ruthless killer cyborgs.

Vietnam War 2.

Braunschweiger, cars with heaters that don't work, and identification papers

Ultimate test of cerebral fitness.

A healthy eight-and-a-half-pound pork roast.

The battle between good and evil.

Giant Puppet Invasion!

Countrytime Pink Lemonade

Buns of Steel videos.

An electron sex party.

The "World of Barnacles" exhibit.

A respected neurosurgeon!

A three room Japanese apartment.

Noble band of choreographers.

The Roji-Panty Complex.



BLACK CARDS:

Between the time of ___ and the rise of ___, there was an age undreamed of.

If ___ is sure to result in victory, then you must fight.

This will turn you into ___

Whaddya know — we aren't at war with ____.

Men should not have___.

Put ___ in your mouth and clap your hands.

Attention, people of Earth! This is ____speaking!

Arrgh! Sixteen men on ___!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm going to suggest to this man that ___ is in danger.

____ is useless, but scare the crap outta me anyway.

Your attempt to get little Susie what's-her-name drunk on lime vodka ended with___

How dare you insult my knowledge of___!

Have you been shaving ___ with this again?

At the end of the day, as long as there's two people left on the planet, someone's going to want___.

___ Now that's a porno name if I ever head one! Not that I've ever heard one!

That's not ___. THIS, is ___.

___? Well, as long as they learn to taste good, I don't really care.

There is only one rule in ____. ____!

____ said no one ever.

I met a strange lady, she made me nervous. She took me in and gave me___.

Be honest with us. ___ really gets your blood going.

Back to the rusting septic system of this____.

Its like a ___. You don't want to stare, but you cant look away.

It's ___ that that Yeats spoke of.

___ The President's unimaginative campaign slogan.

You think you can't get hurt, Doctor, because this is America? ____ and all that jazz?

That is not a woman! That's___!

My job is to keep ____ on the table, and nobody asks me how I do it!

___. . . it must be the future!

You know how some movies inspire you to make your own movie? This one inspires me to make ____

Her mother doesn't like anything. Especially____.

___ stars as ___ in this years most thrilling, action packed, cyber adventure.

I'm starting to agree with the Taliban militia: ___ should not be allowed.

There is three kinds of ___. Those who seek strength. Those who live for pride. And those who are___.

___ has become a killing word.

The only thing needed for ___ to triumph is for good men to do nothing.

Now is not the time for ___. That comes later.

Forward progress is made with a snake-like slither and a vigorous thrashing of ___.

One town's very like another when your head's down over ___, brother

Does the Coast Guard have a lot of use for___?

Every year of my life, I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and best is to fix our attention on ___ and ___...

Alright ___ , you're up. Make us proud.

___ makes a hard man humble.

You are ___ compared to me!

I thought I was being attacked, and I defended myself with ____.

These names are all Russian for____.

So, the premise of this movie is that everyone is____.

When ___ is in ashes, you have my permission to die.

You didn't think you were the only one? ___ was the first ___.

This could've been you, and don't you forget it! Better go back to ___.

If ___ were in the Olympics, Finland would be in great shape!

Life is short. Life is hard. Life is like ____

The KGB has ___under surveillance!

Whoa! I didn't think they had many ____ left in Narnia!


I am judge, jury, and ___.

What if ___ was the best a man could get?

Huh, would you look at that: ____! Even had it underlined!

Hey, I'm experiencing___, and frankly... I LOVE IT!

I hope ___ didn't land on ____ in the front yard.

This ____ can be yours if The Price is Right!

This movie is just ___ and asses!

___ in the projection room! Guess we can't watch the movie!

I get my ___above the waistline, sunshine!

Typical Irishmen, bringing ____ to a car fight!

Well, they couldn't shoot at night because the night belongs to ___.

Throughout human history, ____ has been the first activity of explorers of any new region.
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
 
 
2013 Sep 2 at 14:04 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 496
175 ₧
Nancy Drew and the mystery of ___.

McDonalds combo menu #3: Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, a large Coke, and a side of ___.
 
 
2013 Sep 3 at 04:47 PDT — Ed. 2013 Sep 3 at 05:04 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4585
1,227 ₧
Throwing up into an autistic woman's vagina.

Mopping up the mess with your underwear.

Relaxing and letting it roll down your leg.
 
 
2013 Sep 3 at 21:28 PDT
Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 546
80,085 ₧
Is this about taking a shit into someone's throat?
 
 
2013 Sep 3 at 22:47 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5200
Hint: This is for a near-future addition to the Forams:

SuperJer Against Humanity (based on Cards Against Humanity)

Try it here:

www.superjer.com/forum/sah

Requires 3 or more non-idle players.
 
 
2013 Sep 4 at 13:35 PDT — Ed. 2013 Sep 4 at 13:36 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 496
175 ₧
New extreme Mountain Dew flavor: ___ Blast!
 
 
2013 Sep 5 at 01:53 PDT
Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045
I don't understand how to play :(
I mean, I get the concept of the game, but how do you put two cards together? Tried dragging them over one another, double clicking, etc.... nothing worked
 
 
2013 Sep 5 at 10:10 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4585
1,227 ₧
That's not a thing you ever do. You draw ten cards and then put them in the three empty slots at the top depending if it's a pick 1, 2 or 3.

When you're the czar you wait for everyone to play, or take too long, and then hit the call it button and choose a winner.

The scoreboard on the right indicates how many cards each player currently has in play, so you know when to call it.

Awarded points can be spent on the daily designated victuals, confections and provisions, assuming the stock has not been depleted by previous players.

The world is enough to hold me to the ground, but only by my own allowance, as I am not beholden to gravity and atmosphere.
 
 
2013 Sep 5 at 12:21 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 496
175 ₧
During routine surgery, the doctors found ___ embedded in my abdomen.
 
 
2013 Sep 5 at 20:55 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 496
175 ₧
Grandma's ghost.
A bee sting on the anus.

Military scientists in Syria found traces of ___ in the soil.
 
 
2013 Sep 6 at 03:45 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 496
175 ₧
drama pipes

Original style is fine, but chunky style kinda tastes like ___.
 
 
2013 Sep 10 at 23:20 PDT — Ed. 2013 Sep 10 at 23:21 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 496
175 ₧
Noble and manly music invigorates ____, strengthens ____, and incites ____ to great and worthy deeds
 
 
2013 Sep 17 at 01:10 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
A leopard.
A different leopard.
A spinning jenny.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2013 Sep 17 at 13:03 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Tasteful blackface.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2013 Nov 21 at 13:27 PST
Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 546
80,085 ₧
Someone delete this gay shit,quick.
 
 
2013 Nov 21 at 14:00 PST
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Outcast said:
Someone delete this gay shit,quick.

Sounds like somebody's sexuality is being threatened.

By me.

I will fucking punch your sexuality.

In the dick.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2013 Nov 21 at 14:54 PST — Ed. 2013 Nov 21 at 14:59 PST
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 496
175 ₧
A short muscular rectum.

(Thank you wikipedia!)
 
 
2013 Dec 27 at 05:33 PST
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 496
175 ₧
I forgot, we can replace one of the celebrity cards with
"Snuggling with Ian McKellan"
 
 
2014 Jan 3 at 01:53 PST
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 496
175 ₧
Heavy iron dildoes.
Sweedish murder suit.
 
 
2014 Jan 12 at 21:12 PST
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Nezumi said:
Heavy iron dildoes.
Sweedish murder suit.

It's "Swiss Murder Suit," dummy.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2014 Jan 12 at 21:51 PST
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 496
175 ₧
Also "a mean dookie on deck" should be "a big mean dookie on deck"

AND

"Friendship is ___ dewlling in TWO bodies."
(not 'to' bodies)
 
 
2014 Jan 12 at 22:29 PST — Ed. 2014 Jan 12 at 22:31 PST
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 496
175 ₧
When the celestial spheres align, ___ will descend from the heavens."
 
 
2014 Jan 12 at 22:41 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5200
I added / changed everything up to this point.
 
 
2014 Jan 29 at 00:10 PST
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 496
175 ₧
"Smiling like a doughnut"
"The basic unit of physics"
 
 
2014 Jan 29 at 22:51 PST — Ed. 2014 Jan 29 at 22:53 PST
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3045
-6 ₧
My thesis on relativity
Samuel adams, always the white choice.
 
 
2014 Jan 30 at 10:03 PST — Ed. 2014 Jan 30 at 10:04 PST
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