Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions.

Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions.

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Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics

2006 Apr 26 • 207
11 ₧
[WHITE CARDS]

A moment spontaneously turning romantic

Gazing longingly into eachother’s eyes.

Unprovoked acts of naked aggression

Consensual Sex in the Missionary Position

A little leadership dispute

Fraternal excommunication

A few armed legions supporting the Antipope to kick the legitimate Pope out of Rome.

Feminist things

Aaonjer’s first wife, “Machinegun” Betty
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
 
 
2015 Nov 22 at 01:14 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5138
Diet water with bubbles
 
 
2015 Nov 27 at 21:47 PST
professorHAMM
Big Sexy Jerk

2014 Apr 2 • 32
Sphincter cancer
I don't even like ham that much...
 
 
2015 Nov 30 at 10:09 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4582
1,227 ₧
Boy love
The love of a boy
A boy's love

I'm not sure which is funniest. Pick one. They all sound pedophilic even though the girl equivalent does not. Go figure. Do it. Figure. Do it now.
 
 
2015 Dec 1 at 17:57 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5138
Or even just:

Love.
 
 
2015 Dec 2 at 17:54 PST
trainer6265

2014 Nov 5 • 21
they don't want me in _____?!
...
taking the girl and _____.
wait, but if you expect the unexpected, then the expected becomes the unexpected, so what do you expect?
 
 
2015 Dec 3 at 18:51 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4582
1,227 ₧
the respect I deserve

the tragic extent of my failings
 
 
2015 Dec 3 at 20:55 PST — Ed. 2015 Dec 3 at 21:12 PST
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 488
175 ₧
teeth, where no teeth should be

_. Doing it once was ok. Doing it twice was the problem.

sleepy time
 
 
2015 Dec 3 at 21:35 PST — Ed. 2015 Dec 7 at 21:49 PST
professorHAMM
Big Sexy Jerk

2014 Apr 2 • 32
Jamming fingers inside the heart for puppeteering
I don't even like ham that much...
 
 
2015 Dec 10 at 10:06 PST
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 488
175 ₧
that time, remember, when, like, John got super wasted
 
 
2015 Dec 11 at 21:25 PST
phoenix_r

2009 May 13 • 888
17 ₧
The international conspiracy of Jewish comedy writers.

Getting hella high.

Jambalaya.

The string cheese incident (the actual incident, not the band named after the incident).

Kwanzaa.

Every person on Earth & their opinion of me.

The crushing psychological weight of being alive.
BOOOOO
 
 
2015 Dec 12 at 19:30 PST — Ed. 2015 Dec 12 at 20:31 PST
Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics

2006 Apr 26 • 207
11 ₧
BLACK CARDS

Let’s consummate our newfound love with___.

A beautiful movie, almost a poem rendered on celluloid. We're talking, of course, about___.

Hey, don't go blaming DC Comics for this! This is___.

Imagine how much dog food you could make out of___.

What if ___ was one of us?

He's got ___ tied up in the basement.

The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to ___.


WHITE CARDS

A fist fight

A giant sewer rat with irritable bowel syndrome

Another burninated victim of TROGDOR!

Tom Skerritt, world's most grizzled man

Sitting alone in a movie theater and making wisecracks

A time share sales pitch.

Your typically abnormally confident, world-weary 16-year-old female protagonist

The “guy-you-alert-the-flight-attendant-about”

The "guy-in-car-peeping-in-on-yoga-class-through-binoculars"
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
 
 
2015 Dec 13 at 21:12 PST — Ed. 2015 Dec 13 at 21:18 PST
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 488
175 ₧
This isn't my first rodeo, you know. I dealt with _ from my first employer all the time.
 
 
2015 Dec 14 at 03:32 PST — Ed. 2015 Dec 14 at 03:32 PST
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 230
The perfect alibi
 
 
2015 Dec 15 at 14:43 PST
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 230
Black card
Check out this new hit show! ___ hosted by ___ every weeknight!
 
 
2015 Dec 17 at 13:46 PST
Adair1205
*** BANNED ***
2015 Dec 23 • 1
A glove compartment full of Maxi Pads.
Top s6 cases casesam
Cheap samsung accessories casesam
 
 
2015 Dec 24 at 17:13 PST — Ed. 2015 Dec 28 at 18:32 PST
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 230
Slender fists
 
 
2015 Dec 26 at 01:15 PST
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 230
Max level crotch
 
 
2015 Dec 29 at 12:50 PST
Signa
2013 Dec 28 • 102
Elevator Fucking

Pissing on Hospitality
 
 
2015 Dec 30 at 19:12 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5138
 
 
2015 Dec 30 at 19:19 PST
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