Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions.

Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions.

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Nezumi
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2005 Mar 27 • 859
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I forgot to mention, but my previous suggestion should be a play 1.
 
 
 
≡ 2015 Apr 4 at 13:20 UTC
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 13 • 280
Pierced butt cheeks
Poking all the little bugs
Taking time off your hands
A coarse wind (courtesy of Timlund)
Ball peeking
Chafing jeans
 
 
 
≡ 2015 Apr 6 at 01:19 UTC
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 13 • 280
A night of gentle flatulence (from Paul)
 
 
 
≡ 2015 Apr 6 at 01:25 UTC
SuperJer
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2005 Mar 21 • 6807
WTF is ball peeking?

And can it be butt cheek piercings or my butt cheek piercings?
 
 
 
≡ 2015 Apr 6 at 01:38 UTC — Ed. 2015 Apr 6 at 01:39 UTC
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

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2005 Mar 27 • 859
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human murder
 
 
 
≡ 2015 Apr 7 at 03:59 UTC
aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 5217
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a mass of lymphatic tissue

debriding biological tissue

a gynecologic procedure

dilation of the uterus
 
 
 
≡ 2015 Apr 7 at 07:27 UTC — Ed. 2015 Apr 7 at 07:32 UTC
Nezumi
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2005 Mar 27 • 859
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bed inspectors
 
 
 
≡ 2015 Apr 7 at 07:42 UTC
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 13 • 280
SuperJer said:
WTF is ball peeking?

And can it be butt cheek piercings or my butt cheek piercings?


Whatever tickles your bum the most lovingly. I imagine ball peeking is when you wear draw string shorts and they ride up just enough that yer boys peek out. In retrospect, it sounds dumb.
 
 
 
≡ 2015 Apr 8 at 14:06 UTC — Ed. 2015 Apr 8 at 14:10 UTC
SuperJer
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2005 Mar 21 • 6807
I like the concept but maybe there's a better way to say it?
 
 
 
≡ 2015 Apr 9 at 00:21 UTC
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 13 • 280
Oh definitely. Trying to think of a better way to say it. An unintentional scrotum slip?
 
 
 
≡ 2015 Apr 9 at 14:04 UTC
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 13 • 280
It is easier to ______ at the beginning than at the end.
 
 
 
≡ 2015 Apr 10 at 19:17 UTC
Nezumi
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2005 Mar 27 • 859
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a gentle spanking
 
 
 
≡ 2015 Apr 11 at 03:12 UTC
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

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2005 Mar 27 • 859
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We have so many leopard white cards, but no leopard black card, so:

Although leopards are smaller than most other members of the Panthera genus, they are able to take large prey due to _.

(Original text in the blank was 'their large skulls' which may already be a white card...)
 
 
 
≡ 2015 Apr 11 at 03:24 UTC — Ed. 2015 Apr 11 at 03:25 UTC
SuperJer
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2005 Mar 21 • 6807
Smearing blood all over the bathroom.

My bruised thighs.

Hall and Oates

A leather jacket full of oats.
 
 
 
≡ 2015 Apr 11 at 04:27 UTC — Ed. 2015 Apr 11 at 04:47 UTC
aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 5217
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handcuffing a four-year-old
 
 
 
≡ 2015 Apr 11 at 10:37 UTC
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 27 • 859
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Tomorrow the city is throwing a ticker-tape to celebrate _.

It has been prophesied that the young king will eventually be killed by _.

a vague prophesy

a stroke of genius

Chimps in the wild have been observed using _ to forage for food.

Populations of endangered rhinoceros are threatened by _ and _.
 
 
 
≡ 2015 Apr 13 at 00:58 UTC — Ed. 2015 Apr 13 at 11:28 UTC
SuperJer
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2005 Mar 21 • 6807
panicking in a Subaru
 
 
 
≡ 2015 Apr 16 at 03:09 UTC
Nezumi
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2005 Mar 27 • 859
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pickle liquor (this is a real thing, but not what it sounds like. Also not what it sounds like if you say it out loud)
 
 
 
≡ 2015 Apr 16 at 10:04 UTC
aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 5217
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Two bats in a giant pair of pajamas.

Thank you, Zelda.
 
 
 
≡ 2015 Apr 17 at 08:00 UTC
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 13 • 280
Unknown assailants
 
 
 
≡ 2015 Apr 17 at 21:49 UTC
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6807
Nezumi said:
pickle liquor (this is a real thing, but not what it sounds like. Also not what it sounds like if you say it out loud)

What does it sound like, Nezroomi?
 
 
 
≡ 2015 Apr 17 at 21:57 UTC
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

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2005 Mar 27 • 859
175 ₧
Liquor made from pickles, or 'pickle licker'.

and:

Traditionally, vampires and other undead are repelled by _.
 
 
 
≡ 2015 Apr 18 at 00:39 UTC
Bootfist
2013 Dec 28 • 29
Laughing with a mouth full of blood.
 
 
 
≡ 2015 Apr 19 at 01:13 UTC
Bootfist
2013 Dec 28 • 29
That was a response to Garyjer's newest black card and a suggestion. It works great already!
 
 
 
≡ 2015 Apr 19 at 01:14 UTC
Bootfist
2013 Dec 28 • 29
Farting with hemorrhoids.
 
 
 
≡ 2015 Apr 19 at 01:16 UTC
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