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 ALPHERBERT!
 
 amputated eyelids
 bipeds
 a crazed gunman
 Disneyland!
 an enhanced interrogation
 the fuel line
 a guillotine
 headroom
 an iceberg
 a jackhammer
 a Korean hacker
 your lifestyle
 mandibles
 a non-steroidal anti-infammatory drug
 oil-covered birds
 a penis costume
 hindquarters
 real life
 sandpaper
 a telescoping baton
 a urinal cake
 a virus
 a warhead
 anorexia
 years of pain
 35 quadrillion Zimbabwe dollars
 
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 banging them in their sodomy butts
 
I guess SJ's changes to the forum makes my sig only work at certain screen sizes.
 Alpabept soup incoming:
alien technology
 a  bruised ego
 crisp fresh lettuce
 delegating responsibilities
 an  enslaved tribe
 fornicating all day, every day
 a  great big sword
 habanero salsa
 irresponsible parenting
 jabbing people in the eye
 kickbacks for crooks
 lower standards
 mighty Zeus <- maybe the winner of this round.
 nitro-boosted performance
 outrageous fortune
 a  prime cut of steak
 quick-set cement
 a  raunchy sex comedy
 my  secret sex gymnasium
 taffy
 unbelievably beautiful hair
 a  velvet fist
 wandering around
 an e xhumed corpse
 yanking hard
 zoo smell
 
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 That's weird. I came in to add sex smell and you have zoo smell last.
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 Can't have too many smells™
 
an Asian martial arts master
 mood enhancing hormones
 overzealous product placement
 violent death
 
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 Alliterations?!
 
 a big bomb
 cheering children
 drool drops
 a forty foot Ferris wheel
 my golden goose
 heavy hearts
 a giant jump
 a car crash
 my lost love
 Mom's mouthwatering meaty meal
 nosy neighbors
 prancing piglets
 the sound of someone sipping soup
 a shard of shrapnel
 a stupid student (a stunned-stupid student?)
 turkey tacos
 a vibrator with a voice
 whistling at women
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 This has really given me something to think about
 
And:
 my womanly virtue
 
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 Masturbating to pictures of dead animals.
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 a penis in a shot glass
 
Alien cover-ups, false flag operations, and military experiments with _! It's all here in my manifesto!
 
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 Damn it! I got _____ jammed in the wheel well again.
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 Man, Pizza is a lot better with ____ on it!
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 a gigantic eyeball on a stalk
 
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 two F-bombs and an odd number of titties
 doing surgery on LSD
 a rape gorilla (c.f. "My doctor says I need a rape gorilla before I can get water")
 pendulous breasts
 
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 A starving fat-ass.
 
 A fluffy bumblebee.
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 amniotic fluid
 my baby door
 hot grills
 my person
 four cheese wheels
 a souped-up Segway
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 danglin' out there all pink and naked
 
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 I heard a story about a boy who defeated _______ with nothing more than _______.
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 several children
 maximum attitude
 a mystery wrapped in an enigma
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