Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions.

Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions.

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Nezumi
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2005 Mar 26 • 654
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I forgot to mention, but my previous suggestion should be a play 1.
 
 
2015 Apr 4 at 06:20 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
Pierced butt cheeks
Poking all the little bugs
Taking time off your hands
A coarse wind (courtesy of Timlund)
Ball peeking
Chafing jeans
 
 
2015 Apr 5 at 18:19 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
A night of gentle flatulence (from Paul)
 
 
2015 Apr 5 at 18:25 PDT
SuperJer
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2005 Mar 20 • 6311
WTF is ball peeking?

And can it be butt cheek piercings or my butt cheek piercings?
 
 
2015 Apr 5 at 18:38 PDT — Ed. 2015 Apr 5 at 18:39 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

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2005 Mar 26 • 654
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human murder
 
 
2015 Apr 6 at 20:59 PDT
aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 4664
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a mass of lymphatic tissue

debriding biological tissue

a gynecologic procedure

dilation of the uterus
 
 
2015 Apr 7 at 00:27 PDT — Ed. 2015 Apr 7 at 00:32 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
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bed inspectors
 
 
2015 Apr 7 at 00:42 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
SuperJer said:
WTF is ball peeking?

And can it be butt cheek piercings or my butt cheek piercings?


Whatever tickles your bum the most lovingly. I imagine ball peeking is when you wear draw string shorts and they ride up just enough that yer boys peek out. In retrospect, it sounds dumb.
 
 
2015 Apr 8 at 07:06 PDT — Ed. 2015 Apr 8 at 07:10 PDT
SuperJer
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2005 Mar 20 • 6311
I like the concept but maybe there's a better way to say it?
 
 
2015 Apr 8 at 17:21 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
Oh definitely. Trying to think of a better way to say it. An unintentional scrotum slip?
 
 
2015 Apr 9 at 07:04 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
It is easier to ______ at the beginning than at the end.
 
 
2015 Apr 10 at 12:17 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

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2005 Mar 26 • 654
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a gentle spanking
 
 
2015 Apr 10 at 20:12 PDT
Nezumi
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2005 Mar 26 • 654
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We have so many leopard white cards, but no leopard black card, so:

Although leopards are smaller than most other members of the Panthera genus, they are able to take large prey due to _.

(Original text in the blank was 'their large skulls' which may already be a white card...)
 
 
2015 Apr 10 at 20:24 PDT — Ed. 2015 Apr 10 at 20:25 PDT
SuperJer
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2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Smearing blood all over the bathroom.

My bruised thighs.

Hall and Oates

A leather jacket full of oats.
 
 
2015 Apr 10 at 21:27 PDT — Ed. 2015 Apr 10 at 21:47 PDT
aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 4664
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handcuffing a four-year-old
 
 
2015 Apr 11 at 03:37 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
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Tomorrow the city is throwing a ticker-tape to celebrate _.

It has been prophesied that the young king will eventually be killed by _.

a vague prophesy

a stroke of genius

Chimps in the wild have been observed using _ to forage for food.

Populations of endangered rhinoceros are threatened by _ and _.
 
 
2015 Apr 12 at 17:58 PDT — Ed. 2015 Apr 13 at 04:28 PDT
SuperJer
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2005 Mar 20 • 6311
panicking in a Subaru
 
 
2015 Apr 15 at 20:09 PDT
Nezumi
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2005 Mar 26 • 654
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pickle liquor (this is a real thing, but not what it sounds like. Also not what it sounds like if you say it out loud)
 
 
2015 Apr 16 at 03:04 PDT
aaronjer
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Two bats in a giant pair of pajamas.

Thank you, Zelda.
 
 
2015 Apr 17 at 01:00 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
Unknown assailants
 
 
2015 Apr 17 at 14:49 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6311
Nezumi said:
pickle liquor (this is a real thing, but not what it sounds like. Also not what it sounds like if you say it out loud)

What does it sound like, Nezroomi?
 
 
2015 Apr 17 at 14:57 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 654
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Liquor made from pickles, or 'pickle licker'.

and:

Traditionally, vampires and other undead are repelled by _.
 
 
2015 Apr 17 at 17:39 PDT
Bootfist
2013 Dec 28 • 27
Laughing with a mouth full of blood.
 
 
2015 Apr 18 at 18:13 PDT
Bootfist
2013 Dec 28 • 27
That was a response to Garyjer's newest black card and a suggestion. It works great already!
 
 
2015 Apr 18 at 18:14 PDT
Bootfist
2013 Dec 28 • 27
Farting with hemorrhoids.
 
 
2015 Apr 18 at 18:16 PDT
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