I couldn’t get into my apartment. Some powerful kind of The aquatic warlord of the sea people was blocking the door.

These wounds were given to me by The aquatic warlord of the sea people.

Looking out the window of Apollo 11, Neil Armstrong saw a sight very few had ever seen: The aquatic warlord of the sea people.

Parents are upset with the Spider-Man balloons I sold. The hole makes them look like they’re The aquatic warlord of the sea people.

If we’re gonna play an RPG, my character is going to be The aquatic warlord of the sea people.

My father made a living selling The aquatic warlord of the sea people. He supported our whole family that way.

When I saw half man, half politician I was nervous, but when it started coming toward me, getting killed in my house, I freaked!

Half man, half politician? That’s my fetish!

I’ve made a mistake and half man, half politician isn’t going to be the same. Sorry.

Jeez! Who slipped half man, half politician in your Cheerios™ this morning?

I’m sure I tossed half man, half politician in this dumpster somewhere.

Don’t look at me while I’m half man, half politician! It messes me up!

Utilizing the cruelest weapons: a new fad among teenggers.

They don’t allow utilizing the cruelest weapons at the topless bars around here anymore.

We can be utilizing the cruelest weapons. And no one has to know.

At the book signing, George R.R. Martin signed my copy of ‟A Song of Utilizing the Cruelest Weapons”! I shook his hand and it felt like utilizing the cruelest weapons.

I actually clicked page 2 on Google cuz I was so desperate searching for utilizing the cruelest weapons.

Cambodia’s economy is entirely dependent on utilizing the cruelest weapons.

I got residue from exploiting the most mysterious powers in my nail beds!

Woah, weird, is anyone else getting turned on by exploiting the most mysterious powers?

Exploiting the most mysterious powers is a uniquely British problem.

My girlfriend was getting shoes out of the closet. Lucky she didn’t look up, or she’d have seen exploiting the most mysterious powers.

Exploiting the most mysterious powers is known to the state of California to cause cancer.

“D” is for exploiting the most mysterious powers.

There are many pivotal events in human history, but all pale in comparison to a joke from the Internet.

There are many pivotal events in human history, but all pale in comparison to an icky bug.

There are many pivotal events in human history, but all pale in comparison to fluids from my face.

There are many pivotal events in human history, but all pale in comparison to barfing in the closet later.

There are many pivotal events in human history, but all pale in comparison to touching your vaggie while sleeping.

There are many pivotal events in human history, but all pale in comparison to ice cold seawater.

The Capital One Venture card earns points when you buy all the leopards, and you get the Finno-Korean Hyper War as a sign up bonus.

At the acupuncture clinic they stuck needles in a purring kitten. That’s supposed to help me with the Finno-Korean Hyper War?!

The transferred sperm cells are kept in the Finno-Korean Hyper War, where they can remain viable for longer periods.

The Finno-Korean Hyper War? I got all dressed up for the Finno-Korean Hyper War?

The gas pump is saying “Push button to select the Finno-Korean Hyper War.”

It’s always nice to relive the Finno-Korean Hyper War in my mind.