SuperJer Against Humanity Suggestions: 3rd Strike

SuperJer Against Humanity Suggestions: 3rd Strike

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aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 5166
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Being paralyzed and implanted
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Peter Molyneux’s new game will use facial recognition to explore being paralyzed and implanted in a very realistic way.

Shhh! I need help making being paralyzed and implanted look like an accident.

Come to find out an eagle with human genitalia was being naked in the shower while I was being paralyzed and implanted.

Dwayne Johnson has a secret tattoo that reads, “being paralyzed and implanted,” with a picture of his mom.

You’ve got to come see the baby, it’s as cute as being paralyzed and implanted.

These playing cards all have naughty pictures of being paralyzed and implanted on them.


 
 
 
Yesterday at 18:44 UTC
aaronjer
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Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 5166
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Spine covered nuts
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Here at Walt Disney World Resort, we are committed to using spine covered nuts wisely.

Salesman: *slaps top of your mom* This bad boy can fit spine covered nuts in it.

We can be spine covered nuts. And no one has to know.

President Reagan and his entire cabinet got spine covered nuts before every meeting.

When I was a kid I used to take spine covered nuts into the bathroom with me.

Oh no! Someone rolled up spine covered nuts in a duvet and threw it on the side of the road.


 
 
 
Yesterday at 18:47 UTC
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6706
Interacting with females
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My parents left a hot pink Post It™ note on my screen that said, “racist bullshit interacting with females.”

Felicity got written up at work today for running to the bathroom and interacting with females.

YouTube’s Karate Kid reboot is like the original, except everyone’s interacting with females.

The biggest float in the Macy’s Parade this year is interacting with females.

Chris Pratt has been interacting with females for stress relief.

On Purge Day you can enjoy interacting with females without the guilt or legal consequences!


 
 
 
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