Do you know what happens if you don’t take 10 to 20 Earths per second seriously? Giving birth in the paper towel aisle

Scorpions can shed 10 to 20 Earths per second in order to escape a predator... but doing so also removes their anus.

My uncle is stockpiling 10 to 20 Earths per second, like the Unabomber or something.

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to 10 to 20 Earths per second.

Jonathan, don’t you understand 10 to 20 Earths per second is killing your grandmother?!

During the war, German scientists experimented to weaponize 10 to 20 Earths per second.

Nancy Drew and the Mystery of a Little Evil Naked Devil.

When I find myself in times of trouble, morphine comes to me, speaking words of wisdom: a little evil naked devil.

I dreamed I was back in school, late to class. You were there! But you were a little evil naked devil.

A Freudian slip is when you mean to say your mother, but you accidentally say, “a little evil naked devil.”

The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything: a little evil naked devil.

My neighbors like to gather in front of my house for a little evil naked devil. I think it’s sweet.

A startup in Texas is launching satellites that will coat the earth in strength.

A startup in Texas is launching satellites that will coat the earth in taffy.

A startup in Texas is launching satellites that will coat the earth in a literal lady.

A startup in Texas is launching satellites that will coat the earth in their toilet pistol.

A startup in Texas is launching satellites that will coat the earth in ropes.

A startup in Texas is launching satellites that will coat the earth in cheering children.