Just once, I’d like to hear you say “Thanks, Mom. Thanks for spraying crude oil on animals.”

Shhh! I need help making spraying crude oil on animals look like an accident.

The Great Wall was actually built to keep spraying crude oil on animals out of mainland China.

If we’re gonna play an RPG, my character is going to spray crude oil on animals.

I’m glad you’re my new roomie, my last one was always spraying crude oil on animals. Always.

Today I learned my father has been spraying crude oil on animals for forty years.

I’m getting my 3 weed-smoking girlfriends installed in my car, like a rock star!

Go, go, Gadget My 3 Weed-smoking Girlfriends!

I found a hidden room in grandpa’s house. It’s full of my 3 weed-smoking girlfriends.

Please step into the interrogation room. You’ll notice that I have my 3 weed-smoking girlfriends on the counter. I think you know why.

Jesus is my 3 weed-smoking girlfriends.

Well, at least he died doing what he loved; my 3 weed-smoking girlfriends.

I’m not afraid of generational trauma. In fact, it could be good for me.

The dog is barking at generational trauma again.

The N64 was Nintendo’s first console with generational trauma.

My religion actually says nothing about generational trauma being a sin!

A new mother abandoned generational trauma in the airport bathroom.

The new bill before congress would require generational trauma in all K-through-12 classrooms.

My mom says you have to call it “a jumpy girl with a knife” or you get in trouble!

Look, in this life, the best I can hope for is force-feeding Sandra Bullock from a jumpy girl with a knife.

The thief was caught stealing from the sultan, and so was thrown into the pit of a jumpy girl with a knife.

A jumpy girl with a knife like this is enough to kill a horse!

Putin’s approval rating shot to nearly 100% when the Russian government began a jumpy girl with a knife.

The new artsy indie game “A Jumpy Girl With a Knife” is a deeply emotional exploration of extremely poor judgment.