SuperJer Against Humanity Suggestions: 3rd Strike

SuperJer Against Humanity Suggestions: 3rd Strike

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Signa
2013 Dec 28 • 219
Grinding a monkey's organ
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Daddy, what’s grinding a monkey's organ? The kids at school say it about you and laugh.

Life without love is like grinding a monkey's organ without fruit.

These snails have evolved to live underground without light or grinding a monkey's organ.

The N64 was Nintendo’s first console with grinding a monkey's organ.

Experts said that based on preliminary data, grinding a monkey's organ appears to have occurred on the Puente Hills thrust fault.

Hefeweizen’s new slogan: It’s Grinding a Monkey's Organ Time!


 
 
 
Thursday at 01:15 UTC — Ed. Thursday at 02:34 UTC
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 21 • 6729
Inside the sensory deprivation tank I experienced  .

Inside the sensory deprivation tank I experienced a warhead.

Inside the sensory deprivation tank I experienced the placenta.

Inside the sensory deprivation tank I experienced what looks to me like a real penis.

Inside the sensory deprivation tank I experienced duck tikka masala.

Inside the sensory deprivation tank I experienced the most beautiful face ever.

Inside the sensory deprivation tank I experienced hands-free massage.


 
 
 
Thursday at 16:27 UTC
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 27 • 839
175 ₧
My ex's new husband
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Ok, I’ll admit peeing out a crab might have been a bad idea. But to be fair, I didn’t expect it to result in my ex's new husband.

The new intern is starting this week. Can you set up her workstation for my ex's new husband?

Don’t tell anyone, but I keep my ex's new husband in my sex gymnasium.

The area around Fukushima has become a ghost town, except for my ex's new husband.

Everyone who knows me, knows I love my ex's new husband.

Always walk into an interview with confidence and my ex's new husband, and you’ll get the job.


 
 
 
Friday at 02:29 UTC