The Spice girls are getting back together with a new member: The Evil Head That's STILL Chasing Us Spice!

I’m taking this opportunity to reassess my views on the evil head that's STILL chasing us, and grow as a person.

The N64 was Nintendo’s first console with the evil head that's STILL chasing us.

A Russian couple taught a bear how to be the evil head that's STILL chasing us.

As he entered the interrogation room the suspect saw the evil head that's STILL chasing us on the table. His heart dropped.

Went to Uwajimaya, bought the evil head that's STILL chasing us, dried and in a bag. Wanna try?

My neck / my back / Blood set aside for the Blood God and my crack

These tilapia will eat anything we throw in: a pregnant teen, garbage... even Blood set aside for the Blood God.

If I ever catch you doing drugs with Blood set aside for the Blood God I’m sending you straight to hell.

Will I ever love my out of control libido as much as I love Blood set aside for the Blood God?

Don’t you hate when you see Blood set aside for the Blood God in the carpool lane?

These penguins lay eggs which must stay under Blood set aside for the Blood God to keep warm.

You hear about those freaky parents that kept my dad who works at Nintendo locked under the stairs?

My dad’s secret society is dedicated to my dad who works at Nintendo.

Everyone who knows me, knows I love my dad who works at Nintendo.

I went to my step mom’s church and the priest blessed me with my dad who works at Nintendo.

Give me liberty or give me my dad who works at Nintendo!

Every morning I hop out of bed and get straight to my dad who works at Nintendo, even before I put on my clothes.

I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like black "people".

Traffic has only gotten worse since the transportation department deployed black "people" up and down the highway.

I never shower without black "people".

I feel great! I got black "people" in my bloodstream.

In Kentucky, stores can’t sell alcohol on holidays like Black "people" Day.

The suspect’s pockets were full of pictures of black "people".

Whoopsie! I forgot white "people" in the car!

I slowly crept up to the bed, whispering, “Get ready for white "people"”

Them city folk, they ain’t gonna be happy about white "people"!

Run, Run, as fast as you can! You can’t catch me, I’m white "people".

Man, I drank so much last night that I’m basically white "people".

Texas’ largest export after refined oil is white "people".

At the winery tour we saw how they put grapes and brown "people" in the tank.

Every time I go to Costco I feel like I come back with brown "people".

AC power carries farther than DC due to brown "people".

My parents used to beat me with brown "people". I just had to lay there and take it.

Can’t go out because of brown "people" on your face? Ask your dermatologist if Zal-sudden-nudity-cor is right for you.

A BBC team has witnessed the effects of brown "people" on civilians in rebel-held areas of Syria.

It’s all fun and games until someone loses a salmon with a real brain!

I got suspended from Twitter for tweeting that “a salmon with a real brain was feelin’ good, real good.”

Oh great, I turned on the oven again with a salmon with a real brain still inside.

The most romantic thing ever? A salmon with a real brain, obviously.

They cut open the crocodile to find a salmon with a real brain, still pooping for four hours a day like always.

The four schools of ethics: relativism, universalism, utilitarianism, and a salmon with a real brain.

This one simple trick is all you need to spice up the bedroom: non-salmon flavored bagels.

At the movie theater they have a new thing where you can get non-salmon flavored bagels on your popcorn.

I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like non-salmon flavored bagels.

The cops destroyed Leo Lech’s house because they thought non-salmon flavored bagels was inside.

Non-salmon flavored bagels always takes me back to Peru.

The HOA says I can’t have non-salmon flavored bagels on my own damn property.

Ich bin ein the milk upon my chin.

Factory workers at Foxconn who leap out of windows will now be saved by the milk upon my chin around the building.

Can you come get me? I got mixed up with the milk upon my chin and it’s getting weird.

Authorities were tallying damage from the milk upon my chin that struck southern California Friday evening.

Aron Ralston was trapped under the milk upon my chin for 5 days. He only survived by cutting off his arm.

Honey! Come downstairs! The milk upon my chin is ready!