SuperJer Against Humanity Suggestions: 3rd Strike

SuperJer Against Humanity Suggestions: 3rd Strike

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Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics

2006 Apr 26 • 800
11 ₧
The hot goth girl
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Georgia O’Keeffe famously painted flowers that look like the hot goth girl.

If you have a dream about school, it means you’re worried about the hot goth girl.

If I have to be honest, I’ve often fantasized about the hot goth girl.

Jesus Christ and the hot goth girl: a combination that just can’t be beat!

Whoopsie! I forgot the hot goth girl in the car!

Apparently, according to my test result, I’m the hot goth girl.


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Aug 30 at 15:14 UTC
Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics

2006 Apr 26 • 800
11 ₧
A hot slurry of minerals
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Class, turn to page 105 and read “A Hot Slurry of Minerals and You”.

These wounds were given to me by a hot slurry of minerals.

Apparently, “a Hot Slurry of Minerals” is a dance move on TikTok.

Josh said, on the way in to work today, he swerved around a hot slurry of minerals on the freeway.

Can’t go out because of a hot slurry of minerals on your face? Ask your dermatologist if Zal-hog-dander-cor is right for you.

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to a hot slurry of minerals.


What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
 
 
 
Aug 30 at 15:20 UTC
Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics

2006 Apr 26 • 800
11 ₧
God, from the mount of Sinai, whose gray top shall tremble, he descending in thunder, lightning, and loud trumpets' sound, shall ordain  .

God, from the mount of Sinai, whose gray top shall tremble, he descending in thunder, lightning, and loud trumpets' sound, shall ordain sweating, groaning and screaming.

God, from the mount of Sinai, whose gray top shall tremble, he descending in thunder, lightning, and loud trumpets' sound, shall ordain a pussy, wet and dripping.

God, from the mount of Sinai, whose gray top shall tremble, he descending in thunder, lightning, and loud trumpets' sound, shall ordain one large prostitute.

God, from the mount of Sinai, whose gray top shall tremble, he descending in thunder, lightning, and loud trumpets' sound, shall ordain a pill for every problem.

God, from the mount of Sinai, whose gray top shall tremble, he descending in thunder, lightning, and loud trumpets' sound, shall ordain wriggly little worms.

God, from the mount of Sinai, whose gray top shall tremble, he descending in thunder, lightning, and loud trumpets' sound, shall ordain deliberately standing in front of a cannon.


What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
 
 
 
Aug 30 at 15:23 UTC
Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics

2006 Apr 26 • 800
11 ₧
Besting Satan in a dick-sucking contest
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Last time I went in a rest stop bathroom there were some guys in there besting Satan in a dick-sucking contest. Yowzas!

They cut open the crocodile to find some mysterious jelly, still besting Satan in a dick-sucking contest like always.

The city set up a hotline for at-risk teens who need help with besting Satan in a dick-sucking contest.

In early rugby you scored points by besting Satan in a dick-sucking contest.

The Great Wall was actually built to keep besting Satan in a dick-sucking contest out of mainland China.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for besting Satan in a dick-sucking contest!


What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
 
 
 
Aug 30 at 23:42 UTC
aaronjer
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Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 5213
1,227 ₧
Mid-at-best clown pussy
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Trolls taught Microsoft’s teen girl AI to spew racism, sexism and mid-at-best clown pussy.

IBM’s new “green” office building gets 20% of its power from solar, and the eco-glass windows trap in mid-at-best clown pussy.

Unlike most people, I can feel mid-at-best clown pussy.

I think a lot of people would pay to see mid-at-best clown pussy.

Parents are upset with the Spider-Man balloons I sold. The hole makes them look like they’re mid-at-best clown pussy.

There’s always time for mid-at-best clown pussy before breakfast.


 
 
 
Sep 2 at 20:05 UTC
Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics

2006 Apr 26 • 800
11 ₧
Reading wikipedia in the hood
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Abandoned as a child, I was raised by reading wikipedia in the hood in the woods.

1 is pee, 2 is poo... Do you think reading wikipedia in the hood is going number 3?

President Reagan presented every foreign dignitary with reading wikipedia in the hood.

The only thing we could all agree on for a pizza topping: reading wikipedia in the hood.

Man invented reading wikipedia in the hood, so woman invented her skin.

I think a lot of people would pay to see reading wikipedia in the hood.


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