SuperJer Against Humanity Suggestions PART 2

SuperJer Against Humanity Suggestions PART 2

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SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5903
Anime kids
np

They cut open the crocodile to find anime kids, still being slathered in baby oil like always.
The survey team detected getting all fucked up on PCP at the work site so I threw anime kids in my truck and drove straight there.
The thief was caught stealing squirting acid from the sultan, and so was thrown into the pit of anime kids.
Sean Connery famously likes to spend his whole vacation in a beach chair with anime kids in his lap.
I’ve been single ever since my girlfriend found out I had anime kids.
Every time I go to Costco I feel like I come back with anime kids.

 
 
Aug 7 at 11:58 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5903
Still peeing
vt

I went rafting, saw still peeing in the river, no big deal.
SWF looking for a real man. If you’re still peeing, get to the front of the line.
I scream, you scream, still peeing, rhythmic pounding!
My publisher demanded I remove still peeing from my manuscript because it’s “not decent.”
I met this hot chick online. She says she’s still peeing and I think I believe her!
I’m glad you’re my new roomie, my last one was always still peeing. Always.

 
 
Aug 7 at 13:02 PDT — Ed. Aug 7 at 13:03 PDT
Signa
2013 Dec 28 • 140
  is more disgusting than the most depraved, sickest porn.

fellating everything in the room is more disgusting than the most depraved, sickest porn.
either me or you is more disgusting than the most depraved, sickest porn.
my butt surgery is more disgusting than the most depraved, sickest porn.
an ankle holster is more disgusting than the most depraved, sickest porn.
repeating the same mistake is more disgusting than the most depraved, sickest porn.
a tiny bone fragment is more disgusting than the most depraved, sickest porn.

 
 
Aug 7 at 23:11 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5903
Teleporting into my butt
v

Kinect automatically recognizes when you’re teleporting into my butt and turns itself on to broadcast it to your friends.
That kind of attitude is why we have teleporting into my butt now.
President Putin’s approval rating shot to nearly 100% when the Russian government began teleporting into my butt.
At the new circus in town, three jugglers throw each other not a bear, while a man is teleporting into my butt on a galloping horse.
Nancy Drew and the Mystery of Teleporting into My Butt.
If it weren’t for me, you wouldn’t even be teleporting into my butt.

 
 
Aug 9 at 13:21 PDT — Ed. Sunday at 00:24 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5903
Getting boobs installed
v

Getting boobs installed! Getting boobs installed! My kingdom for getting boobs installed!
There’s a tightrope convention going on and everybody is getting boobs installed.
Sir, you have a phone call. Something about getting boobs installed?
Jesus is getting boobs installed.
I’m late to my meeting for getting boobs installed.
I thought I was being attacked, so I defended myself with getting boobs installed.



Getting boobs deinstalled
v

Early rugby’s rules: carry the ball as very depraved porn, score points by getting boobs deinstalled, and the whole bottle of sleeping pills shall not be on the field.
I’m a night of gentle flatulence in the streets, but getting boobs deinstalled in the sheets.
Tomorrow the city is throwing a ticker-tape to celebrate getting boobs deinstalled.
Abraham Lincoln wrestled with depression, but that did not keep him from getting boobs deinstalled with turkey tacos.
This year’s hottest new fashion is getting boobs deinstalled on your head.
This one simple trick is all you need to spice up the bedroom: getting boobs deinstalled.

 
 
Monday at 09:13 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5903
Style
nc

In this game you get to collect weird legs and craft style.
But of the tree of style you shall not eat, for in the day you eat of it you shall surely die.
Style in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Gather round, family, it’s time to hang style on the Christmas tree.
I saw style down the long corridor, two of them, actually. I stood still in terror as they said, “You’ll be bedding with us.”
In future times, the children will work together to build style.



Different styles
np

In Arizona, because of the heat, they hand out different styles for free on every corner.
At the new Asian-inspired restaurant downtown, the chef will prepare different styles right at your table.
In my wild days I was fishin’ for pussytuna, among other crimes. They finally caught me doing it with different styles on the New Mexico border.
Chimps in the wild have been observed using different styles to forage for food.
I’m terrible at goodbyes, but not as terrible as different styles.
Chris Angel hurled the deck of cards at different styles and my card appeared in a gentleman with the tummy grumbles!

 
 
Monday at 15:15 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5903
Discount brain surgery
nc

At the auto parts store, the salesman tried to upsell me on discount brain surgery when I bought my VERY jealous, protective pet spider.
I noticed symptoms of discount brain surgery, so I went to my naturopathic doctor. He said, “it’s mounting!” but I’m not sure.
To change kitty’s litter: grab discount brain surgery, dig out any clumps, and refill with your husband.
Moistness torture” may be cruel but it’s worth it to get discount brain surgery from a suspected terrorist.
Little girls are made of sugar, spice, and discount brain surgery.
I swear to God I have had it up to HERE with discount brain surgery.

 
 
Monday at 15:18 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5903
Running down
v

We have a zero tolerance policy for shooting a rabbit with an arrow here at Disney. So get running down and get out!
My teacher graded my paper F because I wrote about running down.
Baskin Robbins is going off the deep end with their new flavors, I saw running down flavor and then touching my deformity flavor.
I think it’s lovely that you’re getting into a dog boner, but I won’t tell your father. He’ll start running down.
At the Amazon Go store you can grab all the time and walk right out the door without running down.
I’m running down in the streets, but proving she’s a witch in the sheets.

 
 
Monday at 15:29 PDT
Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics

2006 Apr 26 • 300
11 ₧
  and   are qualities I look for in a potential spouse.
Play 2

my butt surgery and farting while asleep are qualities I look for in a potential spouse.
kids these days and a censor bar are qualities I look for in a potential spouse.
a super-tiny butt hole and a huge mountain are qualities I look for in a potential spouse.
blacking out and making a sex sound and a slut who will do anything are qualities I look for in a potential spouse.
a piece of lint near my vagina and no clean towels are qualities I look for in a potential spouse.
meatball marinara and conjuring are qualities I look for in a potential spouse.

What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
 
 
Wednesday at 20:15 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5903
Milkfat
nc

Traffic is backed up for 7 miles due to an overturned semi hauling milkfat. The driver was adults eating teenagers alive.
I don’t need love because I’m milkfat. Sorry mom!
Here on the assembly line we heat milkfat to a steaming, bright cherry red, and this next machine over here is trying to handcuff a ghost.
I picked up a hitchhiker and he showed me milkfat while we were still in the car.
You’re not a mom! You’re just milkfat!
The Halifax bridge finally collapsed under the intense weight of milkfat.



My Costco card
n

The thief was caught stealing the T-Rex from the sultan, and so was thrown into the pit of my Costco card.
The hottest new cryptocurrency is “Caustic-solvent-coin” -- but it can only be used for transactions involving my Costco card.
I buried my treasure under my Costco card so you’d never find it!
But of the tree of my Costco card you shall not eat, for in the day you eat of it you shall surely die.
I clean my Costco card by putting it in the dishwasher. It usually doesn’t end up getting wrapped around a tree.
I misclicked while my boss was looking over my shoulder and my video of my Costco card came on the screen.

 
 
Yesterday at 11:39 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5903
White punks on dope
np

Sometimes, when I’m feeling naughty, I start violently crashing down the stairs before white punks on dope.
Last night at the gym I was working out so hard that a creepy dude came shooting out of white punks on dope.
I misclicked while my boss was looking over my shoulder and my video of white punks on dope came on the screen.
I’m gonna prove the link between white punks on dope and spiders again! You’ll all see!
During my driving test, I backed my car into white punks on dope. I still got an 85!
Can you come get me? I agreed to go with some guys who promised me white punks on dope and it’s getting weird.

 
 
Yesterday at 19:28 PDT — Ed. Yesterday at 19:29 PDT
Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics

2006 Apr 26 • 300
11 ₧
Real fast danger
nc

So I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected. It’s real fast danger.
Two best friends and real fast danger take a road trip, and discover my womanly virtue along the way.
A billboard on my way home had a picture of any decent person and the words “real fast danger”. I don’t get it!
Indiana Jones grabbed the idol and real fast danger came rolling after him, but he escaped by drinking wine in the tub all day!
Last Christmas, everyone got real fast danger under the tree and my innards in their stockings!
Josh said, on the way in to work today, he swerved around real fast danger on the freeway.

What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
 
 
Yesterday at 22:08 PDT