SuperJer Against Humanity Suggestions PART 2

SuperJer Against Humanity Suggestions PART 2

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aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4599
1,227 ₧
Japanese blood horoscopes np

What were you doing in here? I keep finding Japanese blood horoscopes between the couch cushions.
A deal breaker brings Japanese blood horoscopes to a child’s face.
My dad’s keyboard has a special key for Japanese blood horoscopes.
More than 260 people were injured by festive firecracker blasts and Japanese blood horoscopes in the Philippines.
A social skill is any skill facilitating Japanese blood horoscopes with others.
Her inheritance was squandered upon Japanese blood horoscopes while Cinderella was abused and forced to become a big, red X in her own home.

 
 
2017 Feb 24 at 00:45 PST
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 553
175 ₧
this thing I found in the attic n

The raunchy adult film that’s got parent’s groups scrambling: People Bumping and Grinding at Each Other with No Sense of Rhythm Does This Thing I Found in the Attic.
During routine surgery, the doctors found this thing I found in the attic embedded in my abdomen.
My girlfriend was getting something out of the closet. Lucky she didn’t look up, or she’d have seen this thing I found in the attic.
I surreptitiously crawled into bed, only to find this thing I found in the attic.
Here’s a certificate for this thing I found in the attic. I am at your service.
Cambodia’s economy is entirely dependent on this thing I found in the attic.

 
 
2017 Mar 1 at 11:56 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4599
1,227 ₧
my absolute favorite nc

Whenever I cook a dog boner I drop a little on the floor. It’s building up into my absolute favorite.
The new summer blockbuster targeted at tweens features a girl with a flagrant misuse of the English language and a mysterious boy who fights my absolute favorite.
For my last meal I want my absolute favorite seasoned heavily with a traffic cop.
Welcome to Denny’s®! I am ideas above your station. Would you like to try our new special, my absolute favorite?
Let’s wait for my absolute favorite to fall asleep, then we can sneak out and get a pillar of salt.
My girlfriend was getting something out of the closet. Lucky she didn’t look up, or she’d have seen my absolute favorite.

 
 
2017 Mar 1 at 12:17 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5698
forcing its way into my mouth v

In protest, Gandhi swore to abstain from forcing its way into my mouth.
My kid was acting like one of the Baldwin brothers, so I took away forcing its way into my mouth privileges.
At the coffee shop they put “forcing its way into my mouth” on my cup. I ran out covering my face.
Kinect automatically recognizes when you’re forcing its way into my mouth and turns itself on to broadcast it to your friends.
A couple in Memphis was arrested after allegedly forcing its way into my mouth right in front of their children.
When I saw a gigantic eyeball on a stalk I was scared, but when it started coming toward me, forcing its way into my mouth, I went white as a sheet!



When I'm drinking hot chocolate I hate how  {n} always gets in my mouth.

When I'm drinking hot chocolate I hate how a tuba full of mayonnaise always gets in my mouth.
When I'm drinking hot chocolate I hate how a condom with Johnny Depp's face on it always gets in my mouth.
When I'm drinking hot chocolate I hate how muscles always gets in my mouth.
When I'm drinking hot chocolate I hate how a stiff upper lip always gets in my mouth.
When I'm drinking hot chocolate I hate how my first time always gets in my mouth.
When I'm drinking hot chocolate I hate how casualties always gets in my mouth.

 
 
2017 Mar 1 at 13:26 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5698
sitting on my head v

Sitting on my head has proven extremely popular among young, urban audiences in focus testing.
Growing up we never had a deceitful word, but we had to deal with sitting on my head, and I want the opposite for my children.
On my way to work today, I had to swerve around sitting on my head on the freeway.
Music without the sounds of sitting on my head is hardly music at all.
Can you come get me? I agreed to go with some guys who promised me sitting on my head and it’s getting weird.
You’ve got to come see the baby, it’s as cute as sitting on my head.



I actually clicked page 2 on Google cuz I was so desperate searching for  .

I actually clicked page 2 on Google cuz I was so desperate searching for homo hot lips.
I actually clicked page 2 on Google cuz I was so desperate searching for huddling in the corner.
I actually clicked page 2 on Google cuz I was so desperate searching for moral ambiguity.
I actually clicked page 2 on Google cuz I was so desperate searching for rubbery, cleaner poops.
I actually clicked page 2 on Google cuz I was so desperate searching for a twisted horror body creeping down the stairs.
I actually clicked page 2 on Google cuz I was so desperate searching for putting on pants.

 
 
2017 Mar 1 at 13:43 PST
Signa
2013 Dec 28 • 136
Turning on the oven and then going to bed v

If you have a dream about children’s toys, it meas you’re worried about Turning on the oven and then going to bed.
I went rafting, saw Turning on the oven and then going to bed in the river, no big deal.
We finally hired a guy at work to take care of Turning on the oven and then going to bed.
Howdy neighbor, love really bad teeth! Let’s get Turning on the oven and then going to bed sometime!
The biggest float in the Macy’s Parade this year is Turning on the oven and then going to bed.
Wake turbulence, also known as Turning on the oven and then going to bed, is turbulence that forms behind a length of chain as it passes through the air.

 
 
2017 Mar 4 at 23:24 PST — Ed. 2017 Mar 4 at 23:28 PST
Frist
2001 Sep 8 • 19
103 ₧
My pussy aches for  .

My pussy aches for sustained surface winds.
My pussy aches for an iceberg.
My pussy aches for breaking in.
My pussy aches for valid reasoning.
My pussy aches for a cracker.
My pussy aches for a ziggurat made of torsos.



(game grumps reference)
 
 
2017 Mar 7 at 16:42 PST — Ed. 2017 Mar 7 at 16:44 PST
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 276
high quality dog treats np

Monopoly: All the Time Edition comes with high quality dog treats and some guy named Darryl instead of houses and hotels.
Oh dear God! That was the last of my medication for “High Quality Dog Treats” syndrome!
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous. She took me in and gave me high quality dog treats.
Ah, high quality dog treats for my collection. Now no one has more than me.
A BBC team has witnessed the effects of high quality dog treats on civilians in rebel-held areas of Syria.
Everything I need to live on a desert island: High quality dog treats with inquisitive middle schoolers.

 
 
2017 Mar 7 at 21:19 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4599
1,227 ₧
I found what I thought was   in the pantry... made dinner... turns out it was  ...2

I found what I thought was giving birth to it in the pantry... made dinner... turns out it was my sister’s closet...
I found what I thought was Tony’s prison baby in the pantry... made dinner... turns out it was lubricant...
I found what I thought was sinuses in the pantry... made dinner... turns out it was shitting glitter...
I found what I thought was a bitter rivalry in the pantry... made dinner... turns out it was rumpy pumpy...
I found what I thought was a squirming pile of Japanese robot sex dolls in the pantry... made dinner... turns out it was ground control...
I found what I thought was buffing that vagina in the pantry... made dinner... turns out it was their own mothers...

 
 
2017 Mar 7 at 21:20 PST — Ed. 2017 Mar 7 at 23:23 PST
Frist
2001 Sep 8 • 19
103 ₧
Mom's health nc

The refugees must be relocated because the shelter is right on top of Mom's health.
A woman is like a teabag. You can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in Mom's health.
I went rafting, saw Mom's health in the river, no big deal.
I’m having a picnic no one will forget! Bring Mom's health.
I booby-trapped my yard so that trespassers will be surprised by Mom's health.
Howdy neighbor, love Mom's health! Let’s get another way in sometime!

 
 
2017 Mar 8 at 09:30 PST
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 553
175 ₧
I know the 'by' beforethe last black limits the cards you can use, but I think ours worth it.

Today police failed to apprehend  {s} that was trying to rob a bank by  {v}.2

Today police failed to apprehend the company van that was trying to rob a bank by fusing together.
Today police failed to apprehend one of the Baldwin brothers that was trying to rob a bank by placing yourself above others.
Today police failed to apprehend a summer sausage that was trying to rob a bank by being nude, spread eagle toward the sun.
Today police failed to apprehend a preserved brain in a jar that was trying to rob a bank by throwing up in an autistic woman’s lap.
Today police failed to apprehend a gentleman with the tummy grumbles that was trying to rob a bank by jabbing people in the eye.
Today police failed to apprehend the Army that was trying to rob a bank by soul-damning.

 
 
2017 Mar 8 at 20:42 PST — Ed. 2017 Mar 8 at 21:18 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4599
1,227 ₧
imitation without understanding vt

My life coach told me that to maximise my positive energy flow, I should alternate between imitation without understanding and making it go back in.
The name for Idaho was derived from a Shoshone language term meaning “imitation without understanding.”
Then God said, “Let there be imitation without understanding”; and there was imitation without understanding. And God saw that imitation without understanding was good.
Nancy Drew and the Mystery of Imitation Without Understanding.
Imitation without understanding can actually erode lacerations, which is gradually causing a decrease in effectiveness.
Traffic is backed up for 7 miles due to an overturned semi hauling a big chicken order. The driver was imitation without understanding.

 
 
2017 Mar 8 at 21:27 PST
Signa
2013 Dec 28 • 136
introducing, the   diet, where you can lose up to three pounds in twenty minutes!

Introducing, the upsetting footage not suitable for children diet, where you can lose up to three pounds in twenty minutes!
Introducing, the battery acid diet, where you can lose up to three pounds in twenty minutes!
Introducing, the a pig in the middle diet, where you can lose up to three pounds in twenty minutes!
Introducing, the a new reality show diet, where you can lose up to three pounds in twenty minutes!
Introducing, the the part you pee into diet, where you can lose up to three pounds in twenty minutes!
Introducing, the being dragged diet, where you can lose up to three pounds in twenty minutes!

 
 
2017 Mar 9 at 18:37 PST
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 553
175 ₧
testing both, for grammar:
code brown nc

When the research team activated the interdimensional portal, code brown emerged.
CAUTION: Keep code brown out of hopper and chute opening. Failure to comply risks personal injury.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served my family nothing but code brown.
We need more black cards! Maybe another one about ruining our planet, but with code brown!
The water tower looks like it’s code brown from this angle.
But of the tree of code brown you shall not eat, for in the day you eat of it you shall surely die.


a code brown n

I didn’t think this house would sell with a code brown in the attic. Anyway, I’m greed, secrets, poison and murder.
My pharmacist separated my Judo bikini into two piles, and carefully lowered one into a code brown.
A dumpster fire brings a code brown to a child’s face.
At the mall Santa kiosk, the elves were caught sneaking a code brown into women’s purses and bags.
Terrified, I scrambled up the tree, with a code brown jumping and nipping at me from below and even getting impregnated by an advanced robot.
Every morning I hop out of bed and get straight to a code brown, even before I put on my clothes.



Is this a duplicate?
a Stygian horror n

Thank you ladies and gentlemen! For my next performance art piece, I will be a Stygian horror.
That’s not funny. My dad was killed by a Stygian horror.
There is no revenge so complete as a Stygian horror.
I want to be buried with a Stygian horror.
I found out why I’m always sick... they found a Stygian horror in the walls at my office.
During the war, German scientists experimented with a Stygian horror to weaponize unrestrained passion.

 
 
2017 Mar 13 at 10:43 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 553
175 ₧
tooting your own horn until you go blind v

“You didn’t even get me anything for my birthday!” “Yes I did, remember tooting your own horn until you go blind?”
Last time I went in a rest stop bathroom there were some guys in there tooting your own horn until you go blind. Gross.
... And so my mom asked me, “If all your friends were tooting your own horn until you go blind, would you be tooting your own horn until you go blind as well?”
After the war, the British government had Alan Turing chemically castrated because he was tooting your own horn until you go blind.
I surreptitiously crawled into bed, only to find tooting your own horn until you go blind.
The school district had to pay a lot of hush money to parents after the “tooting your own horn until you go blind” incident in the science lab.

 
 
2017 Mar 14 at 12:28 PDT — Ed. 2017 Mar 14 at 12:29 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5698
struggling to get out of the van v

Struggling to get out of the van! Struggling to get out of the van! My kingdom for struggling to get out of the van!
This year’s hottest new fashion is struggling to get out of the van on your head.
J. Robert Oppenheimer is often called the father of struggling to get out of the van.
Early rugby’s rules: carry the ball as a crocodile death-rolling my taint, score points by struggling to get out of the van, and spicy saliva shall not be on the field.
Ribs! As far as the eye can see! And it’s all struggling to get out of the van.
I think it’s lovely that you’re getting into struggling to get out of the van, but I won’t tell your father. He’ll start shooting a rabbit with an arrow.

 
 
2017 Mar 14 at 12:59 PDT — Ed. 2017 Mar 14 at 20:18 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5698
moist cream nc

Always walk into an interview with a bump on a log and confidence, and you’ll get the job. Unless they hate moist cream.
The new hit reality show: Can You Swallow Moist Cream?
When moist cream is ready, throwing up in an autistic woman’s lap will appear.
They said retribution was out of my league, but I showed them. I got moist cream!
At the hospital I had to take off my clothes and get into moist cream before repeating the same mistake.
Someone has to die in order that the rest of us should value moist cream more. Now hold still.

 
 
2017 Mar 15 at 12:53 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5698
killing again v

Your attempt to get little Susie what’s-her-name drunk on lime vodka ended with killing again.
... And so my mom asked me, “If all your friends were killing again, would you be killing again as well?”
My girlfriend was getting something out of the closet. Lucky she didn’t look up, or she’d have seen killing again.
If you see your dog scooting his butt on the carpet, it probably mean he’s killing again.
I’m glad you’re my new roomie, my last one was always killing again. Always.
I had a really good childhood up until I was nine, then killing again really affected me.



going killing again v

Some anarchist made the sign over the expressway say “THE STATE IS A HERON GOING KILLING AGAIN.”
Ever since I got back from Mexico I’ve been really into going killing again.
Original style is fine, but chunky kinda tastes like going killing again.
I surreptitiously crawled into bed, only to find going killing again.
Going killing again failed and we careened down the embankment directly toward a projectile.
Can you come get me? I agreed to go with some guys who promised me going killing again and it’s getting weird.



the killing n

Every time I go to Costco I feel like I come back with the killing.
The killing! The killing! My kingdom for the killing!
Back in my day, we only had the killing for a truck full of ladders and we LIKED IT.
The new top grade of gasoline has the killing as an additive, which is actually really good for your car.
I can’t believe you guys went doing a bad job at pooping without me! Loop me in next time, I want the killing too!
Give a man a stain of unknown origin and you feed him for a day. Give him the killing, and you feed him for a lifetime.



Last night I was  {v} all over  {n}. I didn't stop until I was  .3

Last night I was throwing up in an autistic woman’s lap all over hot biscuits & gravy. I didn't stop until I was mounting.
Last night I was neglecting a spike all over moral anguish. I didn't stop until I was Mr. President.
Last night I was pulling off pants all over truck stop sex. I didn't stop until I was my Judo bikini.
Last night I was radicalizing the natives all over two F-bombs. I didn't stop until I was fighting your family.
Last night I was negotiating peace all over a pregnant teen. I didn't stop until I was whoever collapses first.
Last night I was making it go back in all over the majestic Humboldt squid. I didn't stop until I was a Hitler moustache.



maximum horniness nc

Music without the sounds of maximum horniness is hardly music at all.
I don’t give money to the homeless. Instead I provide maximum horniness directly.
At Boeing R&D, we test maximum horniness by connecting through heavy hearts to a special 10,000-volt battery.
Science never solves a problem without creating maximum horniness.
For 35 years I’ve done this job for the same pay, maximum horniness every single day.
Howdy neighbor, love taking the secret to your grave! Let’s get maximum horniness sometime!

 
 
2017 Mar 15 at 20:53 PDT
Taylor
2016 Apr 30 • 109
I never knew   was   until I put myself deep inside of one2

I never knew conjuring was a fruitless task until I put myself deep inside of one
I never knew questions. Ceaseless questions was a child leash until I put myself deep inside of one
I never knew whistling at women was Oprah’s warm embrace until I put myself deep inside of one
I never knew jalapeños was the Handsome Boy Modeling School until I put myself deep inside of one
I never knew expulsion was a zealous follower until I put myself deep inside of one
I never knew a pack of smokes was torturing your family until I put myself deep inside of one

 
 
2017 Mar 15 at 21:02 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5698
starting with the brain and ending with the heart v

Researchers have trained chimps to recognise starting with the brain and ending with the heart by rewarding them with kissing ass.
Welcome to Denny’s®! I am a uniquely adapted slave race. Would you like to try our new special, starting with the brain and ending with the heart?
In my wild days I was impressing the most neutral observers, among other crimes. They finally caught me doing it with starting with the brain and ending with the heart on the New Mexico border.
Cambodia’s economy is entirely dependent on starting with the brain and ending with the heart.
Every time I go to Costco I feel like I come back with starting with the brain and ending with the heart.
Don’t look at me while I’m starting with the brain and ending with the heart! It messes me up!

 
 
2017 Mar 16 at 23:05 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5698
Aargh! I am going absolutely  {p}!

Aargh! I am going absolutely hot babes!
Aargh! I am going absolutely ear worms!
Aargh! I am going absolutely those responsible!
Aargh! I am going absolutely my feelings!
Aargh! I am going absolutely oozing holes!
Aargh! I am going absolutely lots of rattled nerves!

 
 
2017 Mar 16 at 23:14 PDT — Ed. 2017 Mar 16 at 23:14 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5698
a burning corpse sliding down a mountain n

Welcome to Denny’s®! I am the bad cop. Would you like to try our new special, a burning corpse sliding down a mountain?
The rich aroma of a burning corpse sliding down a mountain, from the hills of Colombia.
My dad’s keyboard has a special key for a burning corpse sliding down a mountain.
In my wild days I was ignoring his responsibilities, among other crimes. They finally caught me doing it with a burning corpse sliding down a mountain on the New Mexico border.
Ever since the incident with a preserved brain in a jar I’ve been haunted by a burning corpse sliding down a mountain.
Her inheritance was squandered upon 100 steps while Cinderella was abused and forced to become a burning corpse sliding down a mountain in her own home.



I'm gonna ride   all the way to the bank.

I'm gonna ride just plain racism all the way to the bank.
I'm gonna ride bacteria, fish eggs, and zooplankton all the way to the bank.
I'm gonna ride sticker residue all the way to the bank.
I'm gonna ride undressing all the way to the bank.
I'm gonna ride almost everyone all the way to the bank.
I'm gonna ride nature’s candy all the way to the bank.

 
 
2017 Mar 16 at 23:24 PDT — Ed. 2017 Mar 16 at 23:27 PDT
Signa
2013 Dec 28 • 136
eating five guys for dinner v

My girlfriend was getting something out of the closet. Lucky she didn’t look up, or she’d have seen eating five guys for dinner.
Kirkland mom makes $20,000 a week with eating five guys for dinner.
A BBC team has witnessed the effects of eating five guys for dinner on civilians in rebel-held areas of Syria.
My financial analyst has advised me to invest my fortune in eating five guys for dinner.
My dream house has seed built in, an extra garage for eating five guys for dinner, and a demon torture puzzle box for the door bell.
I can’t believe you forced my mom into eating five guys for dinner! She’s 62!

 
 
2017 Mar 17 at 17:29 PDT — Ed. 2017 Mar 17 at 17:31 PDT
Signa
2013 Dec 28 • 136
Waterboarding a baby v

Alien cover-ups, false flag operations, and military experiments with Waterboarding a baby! It’s all here in my manifesto!
No one in Morocco can be Waterboarding a baby without registering with the government.
President Putin’s approval rating shot to nearly 100% when the Russian government began Waterboarding a baby.
I ordered less lasagna privately over the Internet so I can get better at Waterboarding a baby.
The authorities followed the trail of Waterboarding a baby, leading them straight to the suspect.
The true reason for the Tacoma Narrows Bridge collapse? Waterboarding a baby.

 
 
2017 Mar 19 at 21:54 PDT — Ed. 2017 Mar 19 at 21:54 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 553
175 ₧
the sun, the moon, and the stars in the sky nc

To brew a love potion, besides eye of newt you need the sun, the moon, and the stars in the sky and a violent sneeze.
For 35 years I’ve done this job for the same pay, the sun, the moon, and the stars in the sky every single day.
The refugees must be relocated because the shelter is right on top of the sun, the moon, and the stars in the sky.
You’ve got to come see the baby, it’s as cute as the sun, the moon, and the stars in the sky.
In North Korea, instead of streetlights, they have traffic ladies that stand in the sun, the moon, and the stars in the sky in the middle of each intersection.
I booby-trapped my yard so that trespassers will be surprised by the sun, the moon, and the stars in the sky.

 
 
2017 Mar 19 at 23:50 PDT — Ed. 2017 Mar 19 at 23:50 PDT
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