SuperJer Against Humanity Suggestions PART 2

SuperJer Against Humanity Suggestions PART 2

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SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5922
The night before Easter, we'll set up _____ on the porch to surprise the kids.

The night before Easter, we'll set up the jape of the century on the porch to surprise the kids.
The night before Easter, we'll set up doing a bad job at pooping on the porch to surprise the kids.
The night before Easter, we'll set up the sound of someone sipping soup on the porch to surprise the kids.
The night before Easter, we'll set up feasting and slaughter on the porch to surprise the kids.
The night before Easter, we'll set up springing into action on the porch to surprise the kids.
The night before Easter, we'll set up your name on the porch to surprise the kids.

 
 
2016 Mar 23 at 18:23 PDT — Ed. 2016 Mar 23 at 18:24 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5922
I met this hot chick online. She says she's _____ and I think I believe her!

I met this hot chick online. She says she's an exhumed corpse and I think I believe her!
I met this hot chick online. She says she's impacting my sister and I think I believe her!
I met this hot chick online. She says she's fairy tales and I think I believe her!
I met this hot chick online. She says she's a rap artist and I think I believe her!
I met this hot chick online. She says she's something just about right and I think I believe her!
I met this hot chick online. She says she's a back-breaking zit and I think I believe her!

 
 
2016 Mar 23 at 18:25 PDT — Ed. 2016 Mar 23 at 18:25 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5922
At the skating rink there was _____ and everyone got knocked down at once.

At the skating rink there was a pig in the middle and everyone got knocked down at once.
At the skating rink there was rival anthills and everyone got knocked down at once.
At the skating rink there was nuances and everyone got knocked down at once.
At the skating rink there was a positive test for bodily fluids and everyone got knocked down at once.
At the skating rink there was an elevator and everyone got knocked down at once.
At the skating rink there was well-organized orphans and everyone got knocked down at once.

 
 
2016 Mar 23 at 18:26 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5922
My car looks like it's _____ but I don't mind. It gets me from point A to point B.

My car looks like it's delegating responsibilities but I don't mind. It gets me from point A to point B.
My car looks like it's laying eggs everywhere but I don't mind. It gets me from point A to point B.
My car looks like it's the battle between good and evil but I don't mind. It gets me from point A to point B.
My car looks like it's maximum attitude but I don't mind. It gets me from point A to point B.
My car looks like it's feeding upon nematodes but I don't mind. It gets me from point A to point B.
My car looks like it's a deathbed but I don't mind. It gets me from point A to point B.

 
 
2016 Mar 23 at 18:27 PDT — Ed. 2016 Mar 23 at 18:28 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5922
I love your necklace! It's _____, right?

I love your necklace! It's a cat in a paper bag, right?
I love your necklace! It's my innards, right?
I love your necklace! It's the taxpayers, right?
I love your necklace! It's Daddy in his underpants, right?
I love your necklace! It's maggots, right?
I love your necklace! It's my bacon strip, right?

 
 
2016 Mar 23 at 18:29 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5922
I'm taking this to the city council! To think that _____ plant would be built 200 feet from my house!

I'm taking this to the city council! To think that grunting mermaids plant would be built 200 feet from my house!
I'm taking this to the city council! To think that hog dander plant would be built 200 feet from my house!
I'm taking this to the city council! To think that frozen people plant would be built 200 feet from my house!
I'm taking this to the city council! To think that the underdog plant would be built 200 feet from my house!
I'm taking this to the city council! To think that only my index finger plant would be built 200 feet from my house!
I'm taking this to the city council! To think that mood enhancing hormones plant would be built 200 feet from my house!

 
 
2016 Mar 23 at 18:30 PDT — Ed. 2016 Mar 24 at 17:06 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5922
Always makes me hungry when I see the butcher shop with _____ hanging in the window.

Always makes me hungry when I see the butcher shop with M. Night Shyamalan-a-ding-dong hanging in the window.
Always makes me hungry when I see the butcher shop with a prop gun hanging in the window.
Always makes me hungry when I see the butcher shop with being slathered in baby oil hanging in the window.
Always makes me hungry when I see the butcher shop with the reanimated corpse of my neighbor hanging in the window.
Always makes me hungry when I see the butcher shop with a bitch as nasty as that hanging in the window.
Always makes me hungry when I see the butcher shop with a yappy little dog hanging in the window.

 
 
2016 Mar 23 at 18:34 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5922
At the coffee shop they wrote "_____" on my cup. I ran out covering my face.

At the coffee shop they wrote "not a bear" on my cup. I ran out covering my face.
At the coffee shop they wrote "consensual S&M that ends in a gunshot" on my cup. I ran out covering my face.
At the coffee shop they wrote "surviving" on my cup. I ran out covering my face.
At the coffee shop they wrote "hindquarters" on my cup. I ran out covering my face.
At the coffee shop they wrote "an alibi" on my cup. I ran out covering my face.
At the coffee shop they wrote "a bitch as nasty as that" on my cup. I ran out covering my face.

 
 
2016 Mar 23 at 18:35 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5922
My new phone looks like it's _____ but I don't mind. It makes calls.

My new phone looks like it's accepting any crap without opposing thoughts but I don't mind. It makes calls.
My new phone looks like it's Italian financiers but I don't mind. It makes calls.
My new phone looks like it's Mom and Dad but I don't mind. It makes calls.
My new phone looks like it's hot babes but I don't mind. It makes calls.
My new phone looks like it's a Hot Pocket® but I don't mind. It makes calls.
My new phone looks like it's crashing out of a window but I don't mind. It makes calls.

 
 
2016 Mar 23 at 18:36 PDT — Ed. 2016 Mar 23 at 18:36 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5922
I noticed symptoms of _____, so I went to my naturopathic doctor. He said, "it's _____!" but I'm not sure.2

I noticed symptoms of acting in an irresponsible fashion, so I went to my naturopathic doctor. He said, "it's a phone booth!" but I'm not sure.
I noticed symptoms of a hackneyed truism, so I went to my naturopathic doctor. He said, "it's a healthy fantasy life!" but I'm not sure.
I noticed symptoms of steers and queers, so I went to my naturopathic doctor. He said, "it's becoming an adult!" but I'm not sure.
I noticed symptoms of a crocodile death-rolling my taint, so I went to my naturopathic doctor. He said, "it's a sarcastic horse!" but I'm not sure.
I noticed symptoms of the basic unit of physics, so I went to my naturopathic doctor. He said, "it's prey!" but I'm not sure.
I noticed symptoms of a lab-grown testicle for a wounded soldier, so I went to my naturopathic doctor. He said, "it's the next time!" but I'm not sure.

 
 
2016 Mar 23 at 18:39 PDT — Ed. 2016 Mar 23 at 18:42 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5922
Look, man, I'm not into _____. But $20 is $20.

Look, man, I'm not into undressing. But $20 is $20.
Look, man, I'm not into girl problems. But $20 is $20.
Look, man, I'm not into a big slow boat. But $20 is $20.
Look, man, I'm not into some guy named Darryl. But $20 is $20.
Look, man, I'm not into Katy Perry’s kitty, Kitty Purry. But $20 is $20.
Look, man, I'm not into the coming race war. But $20 is $20.

 
 
2016 Mar 23 at 18:44 PDT — Ed. 2016 Mar 24 at 17:03 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5922
I misclicked while my boss was looking over my shoulder and my video of _____ came on the screen.

I misclicked while my boss was looking over my shoulder and my video of a well-rehearsed lie came on the screen.
I misclicked while my boss was looking over my shoulder and my video of roping it in came on the screen.
I misclicked while my boss was looking over my shoulder and my video of copycats came on the screen.
I misclicked while my boss was looking over my shoulder and my video of crouching silently came on the screen.
I misclicked while my boss was looking over my shoulder and my video of mildew, mold, and traces of fungal spores came on the screen.
I misclicked while my boss was looking over my shoulder and my video of ill-advised business decisions came on the screen.

 
 
2016 Mar 23 at 18:47 PDT — Ed. 2016 Mar 23 at 18:48 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5922
I can't shake the feeling there's always _____ just around the corner.

I can't shake the feeling there's always an exhumed corpse just around the corner.
I can't shake the feeling there's always prey just around the corner.
I can't shake the feeling there's always alien technology just around the corner.
I can't shake the feeling there's always bodily functions gone awry just around the corner.
I can't shake the feeling there's always skin-tight leather flesh-colored pants just around the corner.
I can't shake the feeling there's always an underwear shoot just around the corner.

 
 
2016 Mar 23 at 18:49 PDT — Ed. 2016 Mar 23 at 18:52 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5922
The city put in new road signs to indicate _____ just up ahead.

The city put in new road signs to indicate flimflam just up ahead.
The city put in new road signs to indicate farting like a bagpipe just up ahead.
The city put in new road signs to indicate a positive test for bodily fluids just up ahead.
The city put in new road signs to indicate NAMBLA just up ahead.
The city put in new road signs to indicate delegating responsibilities just up ahead.
The city put in new road signs to indicate violent death just up ahead.

 
 
2016 Mar 23 at 18:53 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5922
For science class we went on a field trip to see how _____ happens.

For science class we went on a field trip to see how an exercise machine happens.
For science class we went on a field trip to see how manliness happens.
For science class we went on a field trip to see how sloppy seconds happens.
For science class we went on a field trip to see how hands-free massage happens.
For science class we went on a field trip to see how the part you pee into happens.
For science class we went on a field trip to see how whatEVER happens.

 
 
2016 Mar 23 at 18:57 PDT — Ed. 2016 Mar 23 at 18:58 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5922
I've been chopping down trees to build _____ for me and my wife.

I've been chopping down trees to build significant achievements for me and my wife.
I've been chopping down trees to build a pillar of salt for me and my wife.
I've been chopping down trees to build sock puppets for me and my wife.
I've been chopping down trees to build cooter muscles for me and my wife.
I've been chopping down trees to build a super-tiny butt hole for me and my wife.
I've been chopping down trees to build a close call for me and my wife.

 
 
2016 Mar 23 at 18:59 PDT — Ed. 2016 Mar 23 at 18:59 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5922
The new intern is starting this week. Can you set up her workstation for _____?

The new intern is starting this week. Can you set up her workstation for space madness?
The new intern is starting this week. Can you set up her workstation for no record of their death?
The new intern is starting this week. Can you set up her workstation for a stroke of genius?
The new intern is starting this week. Can you set up her workstation for a furious ding-dong?
The new intern is starting this week. Can you set up her workstation for a karate chop?
The new intern is starting this week. Can you set up her workstation for the stillness of death?

 
 
2016 Mar 23 at 19:00 PDT — Ed. 2016 Mar 23 at 19:03 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5922
At the lake, everyone began scrambling toward the shore as _____ surfaced from below.

At the lake, everyone began scrambling toward the shore as a sly fox surfaced from below.
At the lake, everyone began scrambling toward the shore as my return surfaced from below.
At the lake, everyone began scrambling toward the shore as sneaking into the sultan’s harem surfaced from below.
At the lake, everyone began scrambling toward the shore as mumbo jumbo surfaced from below.
At the lake, everyone began scrambling toward the shore as butt sounds surfaced from below.
At the lake, everyone began scrambling toward the shore as puberty cream surfaced from below.

 
 
2016 Mar 23 at 19:04 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5922
At the mall Santa kiosk, the elves were caught sneaking _____ into women's purses and bags.

At the mall Santa kiosk, the elves were caught sneaking the atom into women's purses and bags.
At the mall Santa kiosk, the elves were caught sneaking non-human animals into women's purses and bags.
At the mall Santa kiosk, the elves were caught sneaking regular contact into women's purses and bags.
At the mall Santa kiosk, the elves were caught sneaking a lap into women's purses and bags.
At the mall Santa kiosk, the elves were caught sneaking fist pumping into women's purses and bags.
At the mall Santa kiosk, the elves were caught sneaking compost into women's purses and bags.

 
 
2016 Mar 23 at 19:05 PDT — Ed. 2016 Mar 23 at 19:06 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5922
At LAX travelers were horrified to see _____ spilling onto the baggage carousel, then one after another.

At LAX travelers were horrified to see a coarse wind spilling onto the baggage carousel, then one after another.
At LAX travelers were horrified to see the reptile brain spilling onto the baggage carousel, then one after another.
At LAX travelers were horrified to see my bacon strip spilling onto the baggage carousel, then one after another.
At LAX travelers were horrified to see an ancient Indian burial ground spilling onto the baggage carousel, then one after another.
At LAX travelers were horrified to see smooth boys spilling onto the baggage carousel, then one after another.
At LAX travelers were horrified to see female breast tissue spilling onto the baggage carousel, then one after another.



OMG fix the bonerquest card already.
 
 
2016 Mar 23 at 19:10 PDT — Ed. 2016 Mar 23 at 19:28 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5922
Traffic has only gotten worse since the transportation department deployed _____ up and down the highway.

Traffic has only gotten worse since the transportation department deployed knowing hell up and down the highway.
Traffic has only gotten worse since the transportation department deployed a bereaved wife with nothing to lose up and down the highway.
Traffic has only gotten worse since the transportation department deployed goat porn up and down the highway.
Traffic has only gotten worse since the transportation department deployed morningwood up and down the highway.
Traffic has only gotten worse since the transportation department deployed the normal manner up and down the highway.
Traffic has only gotten worse since the transportation department deployed a thick layer of frosting up and down the highway.

 
 
2016 Mar 23 at 19:32 PDT — Ed. 2016 Mar 24 at 11:33 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 553
175 ₧
I'm not sure which way is better, so let's do trial by rando:

A rumbling deep underground

Give a man inviting the cops and you feed him for a day. Give him A rumbling deep underground, and you feed him for a lifetime.
In New York, a new law went into effect at midnight making it legal to buy an ounce of A rumbling deep underground at a time.
If you don’t stop almost everyone, I’ll load you on my catapult and fire you into A rumbling deep underground!
When he reached the New World, Cortés burned A rumbling deep underground. As a result, his men were well motivated.
The unofficial symbol of the United States is A rumbling deep underground.
When the research team activated the interdimensional portal, A rumbling deep underground emerged.



Rumbling deep underground

How high do you have to be to put Rumbling deep underground on a spicy banana aftertaste?
You’ve got to come see the baby, it’s as cute as Rumbling deep underground.
The transferred sperm cells are kept in Rumbling deep underground, where they can remain viable for longer periods.
I reached expectantly into Rumbling deep underground, but found only a new attitude.
Class, turn to page 100 and start reading “Rumbling deep underground”.
Voltron assemble! Rumbling deep underground forms the left arm!

 
 
2016 Mar 24 at 14:24 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5922
PSA: The rolls flow better if you don't capitalize the first word, unless it should always be capitalized.

That's also how the cards need to be entered into the database so it makes it easier for me to copy/paste them.

You can also put display hints after the blanks if you like, for example: My autobiography will be titled _{T}.

That will put the inserted text into Title Case.

Here are all the options:

code
{U} Uppercase first character if it is a letter
{UU} Uppercase everything
{u} Lowercase everything
{T} Title Case words
{-} Replace spaces with dashes and remove special characters
{.} Remove punctuation from the end


You can combine them as well, like {u-} for instance.
 
 
2016 Mar 24 at 15:15 PDT — Ed. 2016 Mar 24 at 16:44 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5922
At the book signing, George R.R. Martin signed my copy of ‟A Song of _____{T}”! I shook his hand and it felt like _____.2

At the book signing, George R.R. Martin signed my copy of ‟A Song of Inviting the Cops”! I shook his hand and it felt like a souped-up Segway.
At the book signing, George R.R. Martin signed my copy of ‟A Song of an English-speaking Mexican”! I shook his hand and it felt like gravitational collapse.
At the book signing, George R.R. Martin signed my copy of ‟A Song of a Serious Scuffle”! I shook his hand and it felt like a preserved brain in a jar.
At the book signing, George R.R. Martin signed my copy of ‟A Song of Curious, Probing Tendrils”! I shook his hand and it felt like most people.
At the book signing, George R.R. Martin signed my copy of ‟A Song of Spiritual Functionality”! I shook his hand and it felt like a reception area for social events.
At the book signing, George R.R. Martin signed my copy of ‟A Song of Hotboxing a Cat”! I shook his hand and it felt like I don’t know what, but BILLIONS of them.

 
 
2016 Mar 24 at 15:18 PDT — Ed. 2016 Mar 24 at 16:58 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 279
_____ isn't getting old, but I sure am!

a yellow suit isn't getting old, but I sure am!
attacking everything in your path isn't getting old, but I sure am!
sharpened teeth isn't getting old, but I sure am!
a remedy isn't getting old, but I sure am!
my mouth isn't getting old, but I sure am!
smoking crack isn't getting old, but I sure am!

 
 
2016 Mar 25 at 08:52 PDT