SuperJer Against Humanity Suggestions PART 2

SuperJer Against Humanity Suggestions PART 2

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SuperJer
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2005 Mar 20 • 5955
I don't know how  {v} could lead to   but it probably involves  !
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I don't know how playing doctor could lead to my nuggets, late at night but it probably involves the elevator shaft!
I don't know how getting impregnated by an advanced robot could lead to the men who helped me but it probably involves bigger problems!
I don't know how running until you die could lead to a launch but it probably involves muscles!
I don't know how wishing your girlfriend would get kidnapped could lead to an emerging sense of national identity but it probably involves touching your vaggie while sleeping!
I don't know how towering above the surrounding terrain could lead to white chocolate, if you know what I mean but it probably involves beluga tits!
I don't know how finishing quickly could lead to a good thing for the heart but it probably involves my mouth!

 
 
2017 Apr 28 at 13:59 PDT — Ed. 2017 May 4 at 12:48 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5955
Like my mother always said, "you can't make a cake without breaking  {n}."

Like my mother always said, "you can't make a cake without breaking a suffering bastard."
Like my mother always said, "you can't make a cake without breaking acute watery diarrhea."
Like my mother always said, "you can't make a cake without breaking Earth’s orbit."
Like my mother always said, "you can't make a cake without breaking aged beef."
Like my mother always said, "you can't make a cake without breaking a chunk."
Like my mother always said, "you can't make a cake without breaking diplomatic support."

 
 
2017 Apr 28 at 14:01 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5955
SpaceX accidentally launched their new rocket without  {n}.

SpaceX accidentally launched their new rocket without puberty cream.
SpaceX accidentally launched their new rocket without claws.
SpaceX accidentally launched their new rocket without a funnel.
SpaceX accidentally launched their new rocket without a feast of blood.
SpaceX accidentally launched their new rocket without ceaseless chanting.
SpaceX accidentally launched their new rocket without the whole planet.



The sneakiest way to get rid of someone is to use   and hide it by  {v}.
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The sneakiest way to get rid of someone is to use a crow in a blender and hide it by spinning blades.
The sneakiest way to get rid of someone is to use impressing the most neutral observers and hide it by falling in love with a white girl.
The sneakiest way to get rid of someone is to use circumcising your dad and hide it by being suspended in gelatin.
The sneakiest way to get rid of someone is to use some birds eating all the poop away and hide it by farting while asleep.
The sneakiest way to get rid of someone is to use sex toy directions and hide it by fathering children with a lesbian.
The sneakiest way to get rid of someone is to use 60 seconds and hide it by accidentally hitting your daughter.

 
 
2017 Apr 28 at 14:03 PDT — Ed. 2017 May 4 at 12:49 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5955
What a horrible day. I lost  {n}, ended up with  , and topped that off by  {v}.
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What a horrible day. I lost organic porpoise semen, ended up with drinking wine in the tub all day, and topped that off by dying in captivity.
What a horrible day. I lost a novelty gag dildo, ended up with ample legroom, and topped that off by crouching silently.
What a horrible day. I lost a refreshing douche of Sprite, ended up with completely wigging out, and topped that off by getting raped in an uber.
What a horrible day. I lost snotbrains, ended up with burned clothing, and topped that off by getting fat.
What a horrible day. I lost no recourse, ended up with a bear in a trashcan, and topped that off by assuming complete control.
What a horrible day. I lost her first marriage, ended up with gassing, and topped that off by deliberately standing in front of a cannon.

 
 
2017 Apr 28 at 14:08 PDT — Ed. 2017 May 4 at 12:49 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5955
After the oil spill I went down to the beach to witness  {n} washing up.

After the oil spill I went down to the beach to witness feminine hygiene products washing up.
After the oil spill I went down to the beach to witness unprecedented popularity washing up.
After the oil spill I went down to the beach to witness nine guys you fucked washing up.
After the oil spill I went down to the beach to witness hatred for children washing up.
After the oil spill I went down to the beach to witness a horse’s booty washing up.
After the oil spill I went down to the beach to witness a cornhole washing up.

 
 
2017 Apr 28 at 14:11 PDT — Ed. 2017 Apr 28 at 14:12 PDT
Taylor
2016 Apr 30 • 109
shellaced nails np

In the dressing room at Marshall’s, I found shellaced nails sticking to the wall.
Although moving away from a silly goose proved effective for schools, the switch to shellaced nails initially led to a spike of child hospitalizations.
Doctor, you’re a genius! No one has ever thought of using shellaced nails to treat so many freakin’ cats!
Rescue crews with a helicopter took 3 hours to rescue a bus full of shellaced nails hanging over the freeway.
The school district had to pay a lot of hush money to parents after the “shellaced nails” incident in the science lab.
Shellaced nails! As far as the eye can see! And it’s all masturbating to pictures of dead animals.

 
 
2017 Apr 28 at 21:39 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5955
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET ?

The new Ford F-750 with more torque than REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.
That new mmo is coming out next week and I’ve already reserved my name: xXREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETXx
In Siberia they built a tunnel to help endangered animals travel safely under REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.
The President’s unimaginative campaign slogan: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.
Doubting its validity nearly killed me in my dream. I think it's my brain telling me to avoid REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.
In the end, the obvious plot twist was that the serial killer was actually REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.


 
 
2017 Apr 29 at 14:01 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 554
175 ₧
This party was a real snooze, until   got things jumpin'.

This party was a real snooze, until sexy kitty time got things jumpin'.
This party was a real snooze, until the basement got things jumpin'.
This party was a real snooze, until getting hella preggers got things jumpin'.
This party was a real snooze, until offending people got things jumpin'.
This party was a real snooze, until seeking death got things jumpin'.
This party was a real snooze, until ritual human sacrifice got things jumpin'.

 
 
2017 Apr 29 at 21:39 PDT — Ed. 2017 Apr 29 at 21:58 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5955
Woman offers undercover officer sex for $25 and  {n}.

Woman offers undercover officer sex for $25 and #1 Dad.
Woman offers undercover officer sex for $25 and a hand grenade in my cereal.
Woman offers undercover officer sex for $25 and anorexia.
Woman offers undercover officer sex for $25 and a mutilated torso.
Woman offers undercover officer sex for $25 and a bear in a trashcan.
Woman offers undercover officer sex for $25 and 19GB of horseporn.

 
 
2017 Apr 30 at 21:41 PDT — Ed. 2017 Apr 30 at 21:41 PDT
Taylor
2016 Apr 30 • 109
my foolish boner nc

My dad’s keyboard has a special key for my foolish boner.
Here on the assembly line we heat my foolish boner to a steaming, bright cherry red, and this next machine over here is turning around when you see your ex.
I’m NOT upgrading to the new iPhone now that Apple has announced it will have my foolish boner.
The new bill before congress would mandate my foolish boner in all K-through-12 classrooms.
A new study found that giving employees compliments and my foolish boner can help motivate them, even more than a cash bonus.
I’ll never know why my grandparents find my foolish boner so relaxing.

 
 
2017 May 1 at 20:44 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5955
 {U} gets me into some awkward situations. But   has always got my back.2

A clumsy lesbian gets me into some awkward situations. But the loudest possible noise has always got my back.
Putting up with you gets me into some awkward situations. But dimensions has always got my back.
An elite Korean hacker gets me into some awkward situations. But never being appreciated has always got my back.
The jape of the century gets me into some awkward situations. But a thump on the head has always got my back.
A new reality show gets me into some awkward situations. But a barrier has always got my back.
Intestines draped everywhere gets me into some awkward situations. But a quickie has always got my back.

 
 
2017 May 1 at 20:45 PDT — Ed. 2017 May 1 at 20:47 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5955
I just tripped over this feeding tube going from  {n} to  {n}.2

I just tripped over this feeding tube going from a little sumthin sumthin to my work.
I just tripped over this feeding tube going from a sugar cougar to Morgan Freeman’s larynx.
I just tripped over this feeding tube going from a medley to gangstas.
I just tripped over this feeding tube going from a psychiatrist examining my behavior to breastfeeding.
I just tripped over this feeding tube going from a gut to a lab-grown testicle for a wounded soldier.
I just tripped over this feeding tube going from Krampus, the child punisher to white men with guns.

 
 
2017 May 1 at 20:50 PDT — Ed. 2017 May 1 at 20:51 PDT
Taylor
2016 Apr 30 • 109
  is   in the ocean of life2

a medley is Martha Stewart, orgasming in the ocean of life
my embarrasingly affectionate father is rubbery, cleaner poops in the ocean of life
a radical student is female breast tissue in the ocean of life
shivering and moaning is sinking into the mud in the ocean of life
new rules from on high is your greasy food hole in the ocean of life
like a vial of meth smoke, but not is circular logic in the ocean of life

 
 
2017 May 1 at 20:52 PDT — Ed. 2017 May 1 at 21:13 PDT
Taylor
2016 Apr 30 • 109
throating vt

My nightly ritual involves a hysterical dame, a new attitude, and finally throating just as I fall asleep.
In the public throating model, a third-party service provider delivers the throating service over the Internet.
Chimps in the wild have been observed using throating to forage for food.
Look, man, I’m not into throating. But $20 is $20.
The three techniques of Sumo Wrestling: A faulty support, shaved bears and throating.
Class, turn to page 100 and start reading “Throating and You”.

 
 
2017 May 1 at 21:12 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5955
Firing missiles at Americav

I would accept the internship at the Whitehouse, but I'm afraid the president will tickle firing missiles at America.
Our artisanal process ages a squirt of mustard for 3 years, before going right into a state trooper, rapidly firing missiles at America.
Senator, give us firing missiles at America biannually and you’ll get our vote.
My teacher graded my paper F because I wrote about firing missiles at America.
My publisher demanded I remove firing missiles at America from my manuscript because it’s “not decent.”
Trapped again, MacGyver began his escape with only an even freakier dude and firing missiles at America.



At work I secretly have  {n} under my desk.

At work I secretly have 60 seconds under my desk.
At work I secretly have all the leopards under my desk.
At work I secretly have my momma’s fatness under my desk.
At work I secretly have an otherwise peaceful man under my desk.
At work I secretly have a burned out wasteland under my desk.
At work I secretly have theatrics under my desk.



The food and yard waste bin is only for  {p} (clean) and  {p} (oil-free).
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The food and yard waste bin is only for mixed feelings (clean) and mandibles (oil-free).
The food and yard waste bin is only for effective limits (clean) and sex toy directions (oil-free).
The food and yard waste bin is only for females with four teats (clean) and maggots (oil-free).
The food and yard waste bin is only for steers and queers (clean) and side effects (oil-free).
The food and yard waste bin is only for pulsating opposite sexes (clean) and endangered animals (oil-free).
The food and yard waste bin is only for _{nU} is slightly prolapsed right now because I was just _{v}. Sorry. (clean) and 10,000 dancers, dancing in unison (oil-free).

 
 
2017 May 2 at 13:15 PDT — Ed. 2017 May 4 at 12:51 PDT
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 554
175 ₧
Trying a few variations:

shooting out all over the place v

As the A.I. robot gained self-awareness, it immediately began shooting out all over the place.
At the urgent care clinic they distracted me with shooting out all over the place. I barely even felt the measure of a man.
At my workplace, robots have replaced the humans for getting tickled until you bust a nut and shooting out all over the place at the assembly line.
When the beef came at me it was like shooting out all over the place.
Cambodia’s economy is entirely dependent on shooting out all over the place.
Experts said that based on preliminary data, shooting out all over the place appears to have occurred on the Puente Hills thrust fault.



squirting everywhere v

My daughter came home crying because the kids at school said she was squirting everywhere.
Dear diary, today I went into the city and saw squirting everywhere for the first time!
At the coffee shop they put “squirting everywhere” on my cup. I ran out covering my face.
Here’s a certificate for squirting everywhere. I am at your service.
My father abandoned my mother and I because he was squirting everywhere.
There’s no reason for squirting everywhere before breakfast.



shooting out at top speed v

More than 260 people were injured by festive firecracker blasts and shooting out at top speed in the Philippines.
At the carnival I went on the thing where you ride heartlessness. It made me feel like I was shooting out at top speed.
The 13 colonies were founded on the principles of liberty, brotherhood, and shooting out at top speed.
If you ask me, shooting out at top speed makes good neighbors.
... And so my mom asked me, “If all your friends were shooting out at top speed, would you be shooting out at top speed as well?”
In my state, shooting out at top speed is a legal right for me and my native brothers.



a cantankerous old biddy n

What the morningwood department lacks in selection, we make up for in a cantankerous old biddy.
The hardware store didn’t have a special little fuck left, so I got a cantankerous old biddy.
The authorities followed the trail of a cantankerous old biddy, leading them straight to the suspect.
I surreptitiously crawled into bed, only to find a cantankerous old biddy.
Howdy neighbor, love a sex swing mishap! Let’s get a cantankerous old biddy sometime!
I refuse to roleplay as anything but a cantankerous old biddy.

 
 
2017 May 2 at 13:47 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5955
Being worse than Hitler
v

In Kentucky stores can’t sell raw goose after 8pm, or on holidays like Being Worse than Hitler Day.
In Nevada you can pay for a lady being worse than Hitler with my zipper.
I can’t believe you forced my mom into being worse than Hitler! She’s 62!
No one in Morocco can be being worse than Hitler without registering with the government.
This workplace has gone (0) days without being worse than Hitler.
This year’s hottest new fashion is being worse than Hitler on your head.

 
 
2017 May 3 at 15:10 PDT — Ed. 2017 May 4 at 12:52 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5955
Red, white and blue
nc

The three techniques of Sumo Wrestling: Red, white and blue, black leggings and a virus.
Shepherds in Scotland have used red, white and blue for years to keep the flock from the president’s helicopter.
Police were able to track the suspect after finding DNA evidence in red, white and blue.
At the acupuncture clinic they stuck needles in an accident. That’s supposed to help me with red, white and blue?!
In the first Battle of a 100 Foot Tidal Wave he faced red, white and blue, and with one great blow he split them in half.
I heard you can rent a friend in Tokyo, but only if one of you is red, white and blue.

 
 
2017 May 3 at 15:25 PDT — Ed. 2017 May 4 at 12:53 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5955
 {U}, exclusively for white boys.

Just a little something to cap off the night, exclusively for white boys.
Mildew, mold, and traces of fungal spores, exclusively for white boys.
An irritated throat, exclusively for white boys.
Popping out of the ground, exclusively for white boys.
The jaws of life, exclusively for white boys.
Intense pain, exclusively for white boys.



White boysnp

Alexander also named a city in India “White Boys” after his dead horse.
They said white boys was out of my league, but look at me now! I've got white boys... and then some!
It’s lucky to touch white boys; it’s even luckier to touch mine.
The raunchy adult film that’s got parent’s groups scrambling: White Boys Does Bizarre Funeral Rites.
A weird glitch in the Oculus Rift demo caused me to experience white boys like I was really there.
The new bill before congress would mandate white boys in all K-through-12 classrooms.

 
 
2017 May 3 at 16:43 PDT — Ed. 2017 May 4 at 12:51 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5955
Politics. The  {Tpcv} Party, is always trying to shove  {n} down our throats. This time it's  .3

Politics. The Legs Party, is always trying to shove the juiciest cunt I ever seen in my life down our throats. This time it's questions. Ceaseless questions.
Politics. The Military-themed Porn Party, is always trying to shove the first chimp in space down our throats. This time it's your imaginary friend, Captain Howdy.
Politics. The Fatty Grunts Party, is always trying to shove the ultimate test of cerebral fitness down our throats. This time it's pity.
Politics. The Windmilling Party, is always trying to shove sharpened teeth down our throats. This time it's moving and talking at the same time.
Politics. The Crashing out of a Window Party, is always trying to shove the birth of a male heir down our throats. This time it's a great review.
Politics. The Nosy Neighbors Party, is always trying to shove harem pants down our throats. This time it's dimensions.

 
 
2017 May 3 at 16:46 PDT — Ed. 2017 May 4 at 12:24 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5955
The real reason for the War of Northern Aggression was the North wanting to control   in the South.

The real reason for the War of Northern Aggression was the North wanting to control an impressively rendered vagina in the South.
The real reason for the War of Northern Aggression was the North wanting to control deals in the South.
The real reason for the War of Northern Aggression was the North wanting to control gangstas in the South.
The real reason for the War of Northern Aggression was the North wanting to control slipping some handcuffs under the door in the South.
The real reason for the War of Northern Aggression was the North wanting to control eating trash in the South.
The real reason for the War of Northern Aggression was the North wanting to control failure abroad in the South.

 
 
2017 May 4 at 12:26 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5955
4 out of 5 doctors recommend  .

4 out of 5 doctors recommend turning into a white woman.
4 out of 5 doctors recommend a security guard.
4 out of 5 doctors recommend inflatable safety bumpers.
4 out of 5 doctors recommend a stiff upper lip.
4 out of 5 doctors recommend a crow in a blender.
4 out of 5 doctors recommend spongy flesh.



A riced-out Hyundai
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Astronaut Chris Hadfield is well known for sneaking a riced-out Hyundai onto the International Space Station.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a riced-out Hyundai is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Wine tasters describe this Pinot Grigio as having silky hints of a riced-out Hyundai and a mouthfeel like furries.
Sir, you have a phone call. Something about a riced-out Hyundai?
What the delicate ladybrains department lacks in selection, we make up for in a riced-out Hyundai.
The refugees must be relocated because the shelter is right on top of a riced-out Hyundai.

 
 
2017 May 4 at 13:01 PDT — Ed. 2017 May 4 at 13:02 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5955
Update potentially to make it more specific:

Master Wayne, you have a phone call. Something about  ?

Master Wayne, you have a phone call. Something about apocalyptic machinery, just mowing us all down?
Master Wayne, you have a phone call. Something about my out of control libido?
Master Wayne, you have a phone call. Something about intense pain?
Master Wayne, you have a phone call. Something about the thing hanging out of my butt?
Master Wayne, you have a phone call. Something about live wires hanging from the ceiling?
Master Wayne, you have a phone call. Something about PTSD?

 
 
2017 May 4 at 13:03 PDT — Ed. 2017 May 4 at 13:04 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5955
A penis and a vagina
n

Our mystical secret society is dedicated to elucidating the mysteries of a penis and a vagina just shoveling it in.
The first item of evidence in The People vs. The Very Iceberg That Sunk the Titanic is a penis and a vagina.
A penis and a vagina! A penis and a vagina! My kingdom for a penis and a vagina!
Chase bank is giving out a penis and a vagina this week if you open an account and put $100 in it.
CAUTION: Keep a penis and a vagina out of hopper and chute opening. Failure to comply risks personal injury.
Life is so strange. I went to college to learn little turds everywhere, but now for work I’m a penis and a vagina. Go figure!



9/11 all over again
nc

Cambodia’s economy is entirely dependent on 9/11 all over again.
I checked my son’s browser history. Found links about 9/11 all over again and leaving your friends to die. Should I talk to him?
At spring training a foul ball bounced off people bumping and grinding at each other with no sense of rhythm in the stands and then knocked 9/11 all over again off a child born of incest.
I think that ecstasy was cut with 9/11 all over again. After one hit I began very, very rapidly being the small spoon.
There’s no reason for 9/11 all over again before breakfast.
Don’t shake sugar from my father so hard, it’ll start 9/11 all over again.



The new healthcare bill means insurance companies no longer have to cover  .

The new healthcare bill means insurance companies no longer have to cover a gush.
The new healthcare bill means insurance companies no longer have to cover the latest fad.
The new healthcare bill means insurance companies no longer have to cover whaling.
The new healthcare bill means insurance companies no longer have to cover her cooter.
The new healthcare bill means insurance companies no longer have to cover this half of the planet.
The new healthcare bill means insurance companies no longer have to cover a gasping woman.

 
 
2017 May 4 at 13:14 PDT — Ed. 2017 May 4 at 13:15 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5955
Moose and squirrel
nc

A lifetime of moose and squirrel awaits. Call now for a free consultation.
The area around Fukushima has become a ghost town with moose and squirrel slowly overtaking the buildings.
Thanks for moose and squirrel. Now get out of my bed!
Lonely guys in Japan can buy moose and squirrel that sounds like a girl and will even go to bed with them.
3rd ave is closed due to the collision of a UPS truck full of moose and squirrel and a Fedex full of these faggots.
Give a man moose and squirrel and you feed him for a day. Give him a night of unrestrained passion, and you feed him for a lifetime.



Penis and vagina
nc

I’ve got a master’s degree in Penis and Vagina!
The best comfort food will always be greens, penis and vagina, and fried chicken.
What will we do with penis and vagina early in the morning?
Chase bank is giving out penis and vagina this week if you open an account and put $100 in it.
Penis and vagina tattoo on my chest made the ladies go wild, so I thought putting a real one on my dick was a good idea.
New extreme Mountain Dew™ flavor: Penis and Vagina Blast!



Wearing John Travolta's face
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IBM’s new “green” office building gets 20% of its power from wearing John Travolta's face, and the eco-glass windows trap in _{nU} is slightly prolapsed right now because I was just _{v}. Sorry..
I think it’s lovely that you’re getting into wearing John Travolta's face, but I won’t tell your father. He’ll start gathering supplies.
Slender and muscled, like one more. She was the spitting image of wearing John Travolta's face.
I can’t believe you guys went wearing John Travolta's face without me! Loop me in next time, I want a novelty oversized foam fist too!
Original style is fine, but chunky kinda tastes like wearing John Travolta's face.
So what I’m saying is we have wearing John Travolta's face to thank for Obama’s America.

 
 
2017 May 4 at 13:31 PDT — Ed. 2017 May 4 at 13:32 PDT